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I don't know much about Sen Cruz's background, but it doesn't seem like he has even a Wit great-grandparent.

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yeah the creep level is set very high on this one.

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win!!!

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I am really disturbed by the idea that any children would fantasize about Ted Cruz. Unless it's the beating the stuffing (and there is lot there) out of some creepy noisy thing under the bed kind of fantasy. Tell me there aren't mini Ayn Rands, please.

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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.

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When I lived in Williston Vermont, I'd shop in the Christmas Tree Shop store from time-to-time ... and hear them announce "Mohammed to the front of the store for manager approval. Mohammed to the front of the store." Is this a great country, or what?

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Fembot says what?

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Yeah, I got your Ted Cruz double standard right here. <a href="http:\/\/pbr1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/obama-tedcruz_zpsebe8cfb5.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://pbr1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/denniv...">http://pbr1115.photobucket....

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Ok, you made me laugh.

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Well, since you "mercans keep insisting he's Canadian, that should be .25 wit

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FUCKING assholes.

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He promised to talk until he couldn't speak any more.

<i>We can only hope.</i>

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To be fair, Wendy Davis is easy on the eyes. Cruz makes parents hold their children closer, whispering "never get in a car with a stranger, NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU"; then "OK mom! Stop squeezing my hand so tight. It hurts."

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How charming that he read "Green Eggs and Ham Biscuits" to his daughters! Perhaps it would be more helpful if he told them to get the HPV vaccine so their eggs don't turn green from cancer which will be untreated unless he helps pass a law so Emergency Rooms will treat cancer for people who don't have insurance and if he told them to live in a non-transvaginal-probe state that respects their Constitutional rights to reproductive choices in case they find themselves blessed with (and I truly hope not) a rape baby gift from God.

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