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I hope they're not going to be that fucking stupid. The only upside is that some of the idiots in this country might not vote for Donald Trump or Ben Carson if we have another total meltdown.

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Ha ha...he/she will probably grow up to be a Republican just to spite you. Maybe they'll even marry a girl named Muffy and join the country club. :-)

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Oh, and also too, you have to post some pictures on a Sunday so we can have another baby besides Donna Rose to "ooh and aah" over.

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Yeah, I think historians are going to look back to Reagan's presidency and say "ayup, this is when America started going to hell in a hand basket."

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That's probably a pretty good assumption. I remember when John McCain had a brief moment of sanity when he knew he was going to lose the election and he told that crazy lady "no, ma'am, Mr. Obama is not a Muslim, and he's a good family man." Maybe Cindy told him she'd cut HIM out of the will if he didn't stop acting half way normal.

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I'm hopeful they'll grow up okay. My best friend's mom is as liberal as they come and he is too. With any luck, the worst that'll happen is that they- though it will break our hearts- won't be into the same video games that mom and dad like. "Daddy, I won't DPS for you and mom! I don't even like Warcraft!"

Oh, and also too, you have to post some pictures on a Sunday so we can have another baby besides Donna Rose to "ooh and aah" over.I'm actually very unsure about posting photos of them. I don't know how fair it is to plaster a future person all over the Internet before they've had any say. Then again, if that's what the people want, and I'm a man of the people...

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Or possibly, look at these interesting trend lines between the beginning of President Regan's term and the end of President Sander's term ;)

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Note the whiny Wonketariat's constant demand for more Donna Rose pics. I'm pretty sure the people want more baby pics.

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I hear you. We felt this way with Dubbya. But the gop sickness is worse now. We're planning on relocating outside U.S. as well. Even with a democrat in the White House 70%(!!!) of state officials are republican. This bullshit will continue I'm afraid.

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Why is Canada so damned cold? I need a warm locale that isn't run by drug cartels.

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and complacency!

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I don't think Biden is scared of Hillary, but (singsong voice ) I sure as fuck know whooo iiiiis.

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I thought he retired or became the new Subway spokesperson or something.

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You're a failure as a man if your kid doesn't grow up to torture and kill animals.

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What if its phrased this way:Bernie vsTrump.

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Was Ben the one that lost his Washington Post gig because of the p-word?

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