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Lot_49's avatar

America asks, again, why is someone named "Donny Deutsch" on our teevees? Where's Izzy Italiano?

Lot_49's avatar

Instead of reading <i>WaPo,</i> really smart people watch "Morning Joe" so that they can catch up on the musings and analyses of Donny Deutsch.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The people making all the casual faceboop death threats aren't the problem, no. IT'S THE BLACK GUY

Ikimizi's avatar

Does the SS not allow their ever-so-dainty female agents to carry guns? Because I wasn't aware shooting an intruder required much body-mass.

bobbert's avatar

The "agents" he's referring to are <i>his</i> PR agent and colleagues. Or possibly the software agents infesting his smrtphone.

bobbert's avatar

I figured that wouldn't get past you.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If the President wasn't so goddamn lazy, FOX wouldn't have to demonize him, 24/7/365.

fuflans's avatar

still they're likely to take back the fucking senate.

maybe we shouldn't be too pleased with ourselves, hmmm?

malsperanza's avatar

I doubt it was him. Dubya fled the White House around Thanksgiving 2008 and hasn't been seen since.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So I guess this is this week's BENGHAZI!!!1!! Does anybody outside of the wingnuttosphere (and Wonkette) actually pay any attention to these bloviating nitwits?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm still pissed SCOTUS let Dubya Bush jump the fence and get in the White House.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Agents tell me it’s a miracle an assassination has not already occurred."</i>

Further proof the prayers of wing nuts go unanswered.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The only thing that stops a bad guy who can jump fences is a taller fence.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Concerned trolls are concerned - they would never, ever presume to put the President's life in danger while going on about how he's the Anti-Christ. Why, mercy sakes, they're just too gosh-darn patriotic to even consider that.