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America asks, again, why is someone named "Donny Deutsch" on our teevees? Where's Izzy Italiano?

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Instead of reading <i>WaPo,</i> really smart people watch "Morning Joe" so that they can catch up on the musings and analyses of Donny Deutsch.

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The people making all the casual faceboop death threats aren't the problem, no. IT'S THE BLACK GUY

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Does the SS not allow their ever-so-dainty female agents to carry guns? Because I wasn't aware shooting an intruder required much body-mass.

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The "agents" he's referring to are <i>his</i> PR agent and colleagues. Or possibly the software agents infesting his smrtphone.

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I figured that wouldn't get past you.

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River Tam!!!

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If the President wasn't so goddamn lazy, FOX wouldn't have to demonize him, 24/7/365.

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still they're likely to take back the fucking senate.

maybe we shouldn't be too pleased with ourselves, hmmm?

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I doubt it was him. Dubya fled the White House around Thanksgiving 2008 and hasn't been seen since.

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So I guess this is this week's BENGHAZI!!!1!! Does anybody outside of the wingnuttosphere (and Wonkette) actually pay any attention to these bloviating nitwits?

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I'm still pissed SCOTUS let Dubya Bush jump the fence and get in the White House.

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<i>"Agents tell me it’s a miracle an assassination has not already occurred."</i>

Further proof the prayers of wing nuts go unanswered.

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The only thing that stops a bad guy who can jump fences is a taller fence.

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Concerned trolls are concerned - they would never, ever presume to put the President's life in danger while going on about how he's the Anti-Christ. Why, mercy sakes, they're just too gosh-darn patriotic to even consider that.

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Lazy, too.

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