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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Milhouse: OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

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chascates's avatar

They need to speed the fuck up, there's way too many of the lawmakers left alive.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The new world order has grown old on me.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So the wingnuts are saying she was killed by the UN for helping the U with their Agenda 21 to create a new world order? I can come up with a better crazy theory than that. They just aren’t trying anymore.

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Fartknocker's avatar

This should make Ted Cruz really, really paranoid since Agenda 21 was a focal point to the Textardistan voters in my state (whom are beginning to realize that he's a fucking idiot). Good times.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Been done before.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Our precious bodily fluids!

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