In the Dan Brown novel that is the Mississippi legislature, we have five dead in a matter of months. Now, a Mississippi lawmaker has been found dead of a single gunshot wound at the home of another (former) Mississippi legislator, and the wingnuts of Before It's News
Milhouse: OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
So the wingnuts are saying she was killed by the UN for helping the U with their Agenda 21 to create a new world order? I can come up with a better crazy theory than that. They just aren’t trying anymore.
This should make Ted Cruz really, really paranoid since Agenda 21 was a focal point to the Textardistan voters in my state (whom are beginning to realize that he's a fucking idiot). Good times.
Milhouse: OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
They need to speed the fuck up, there's way too many of the lawmakers left alive.
The new world order has grown old on me.
So the wingnuts are saying she was killed by the UN for helping the U with their Agenda 21 to create a new world order? I can come up with a better crazy theory than that. They just aren’t trying anymore.
This should make Ted Cruz really, really paranoid since Agenda 21 was a focal point to the Textardistan voters in my state (whom are beginning to realize that he's a fucking idiot). Good times.
Been done before.
Our precious bodily fluids!