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Well, if you insist.....

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I'll cry and plead, if that's what it takes. Yum.

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Disney hell.

"Ward...weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

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Don't you suppose these white guys, worried about white women doing it with black men, have been doing it with black women? At least in their minds?

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Predictable overreaction by wingnuts to white girl making suggestions about losing virginity to a black man just shows all of you liberals that YOU'RE THE REAL RACISTS.

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who you calling old?

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Keep pulling that lever, Republicans.

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Assume bear Nolte.

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Wait, whose back?

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This is good news for Rick Santorum?

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<i>prefer naked time with romney </i>

Great. Thank you very much. Now what am I going to do? Do they even make crutches for penises?

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Ha ha: first ever vote and I was <i>already</i> in Veet-Nahm. Got to vote for McGovern and a straight Communist Party ticket in my home state, just to be "ironic."

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Hope you learned to call it \"<i>Kay</i>-roe.\" The Prairie State had a bonus for Vietnam vets, though:  the life-changing sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, paid in US green, not MPC.<br /><br /><br />Well actually a check, which I was not too \"ironic\" to accept.

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Pretty sure you misspelled 'drink'

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Gotta love all the men telling the women they should be offended. I always find the best way to convince women I'm a true friend of the ladyfolk is by telling them what to think.

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