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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I am very interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I don't get it. These people talk about an orgy of sex, drugs, and alcohol like it's a bad thing.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Their disdain for vowels is truly breathtaking.

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kfreed's avatar

Has anyone pointed out to E.W. Jackson that he'd have been a 3/5? You really have to wonder about about someone who'd throw in with white supremacists. Does the man not own a mirror?

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Haha. Coffee out my nose!

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zulu sosa's avatar

It's a whole lot of stupidity...multi-dimensional even.

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willi0000000's avatar

oh god, you win.

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zulu sosa's avatar

A black hole of stupidity...hee hee.

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Nasty Woman Persisted's avatar

"...compare that to people who are trying to vote, trying to go into a restaurant and get a sandwich, are trying to stay in a hotel overnight while they are on the road, trying to sit wherever they want to sit on public accommodation and transportation,” Jackson said.

Aren't those the rights you are attempting to take away from the GHEYS?!?!?

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

When they say, "The South will rise again", they mean they will eventually get out of the laz-e-boy and get their own beer.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

If I were doing all that sex, alcohol and drugs I wouldn't feel much like marching. Where did they find the time?

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

...his presence at the Immaculate Conception.Pics or GTFO!Now that I think about it, I have never seen ANY immaculate conception porn.

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CalvinianChoice's avatar

"the orgy of sex, alcohol, and drugs"

What about the Boojy Woojy music?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

As someone who was in marching band throughout school as I have to admit I'm impressed- the idea of having a rolling orgy for 54 miles while high and drunk and not falling out of step is pretty amazing.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and stop fucking your first cousins- it's unseemly

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

"This country has done more than any other country to make amends for slavery in this country"

I blame Canada. They need to do something to make amends for slavery in our country.

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