When news broke that the Supreme Court had forcibly crammed gay marriage down the throatholes of every God-fearing American, our first instinct (AFTER CRYING) was go check Bryan Fischer's Twitter-Twatter page. And he had said nothing! "WAKE UP, BRYAN FISCHER!," we said to no one in particular, but apparently we successfully summoned the demon, because HOLY SHIT Y'ALL, he is having a meltdown of the most beautiful, epic proportions. Let's point and laugh as Bryan Fischer explains how gay jihadists have just done a whole new 9/11 to America:
After watching Yahoo's "Uniquely Nasty" one can get a better prospective of the deep seated hate for gays within the federal government. Truly astounding that humans can act that way.
They're also not fond of helping the poor, healing the sick, or rendering to Ceaser etc.
Sometimes I swear they've read a different Bible than the rest of us.
Edited: Some of them also seem to be implying that Jesus would be pro-gun. That hippie, love-thy-neighbor Jesus? Screw that. The REAL Jesus is more like Rambo.
Last winter was a little colder than usual, so there's that.
Yes. Yes, there is.
He's more bi-curious -- identifies as cat during feeding time and dog the rest of the day.
After watching Yahoo's "Uniquely Nasty" one can get a better prospective of the deep seated hate for gays within the federal government. Truly astounding that humans can act that way.
Brian, it's Satan LAUGHING with delight, not dancing.
Also, I'm surprised you didn't find any butthurt over "states' rights."
They're also not fond of helping the poor, healing the sick, or rendering to Ceaser etc.
Sometimes I swear they've read a different Bible than the rest of us.
Edited: Some of them also seem to be implying that Jesus would be pro-gun. That hippie, love-thy-neighbor Jesus? Screw that. The REAL Jesus is more like Rambo.
Your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Are any of these guys married? 'Cause I don't remember the American people voting in favour of that.
If that's so, how come Saudi Arabia is such a shitty place?
But we need the eggs.
Wingnuts bugging you? Time to get the Flit!
Bawahahahahahahahaha! Suck it, Fisher. Your freedom, (religious or otherwise) stop where it begins to infringe on someone else's freedom.
All the right people are angry. It means something good happened.
Do Torronto's Ford Brothers count as a plague?
ROTFLMAO.
exactly!