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Incoming Ham's avatar

"A refuge for unborn children" that upon birth are promptly placed lovingly on the highway just beyond the "Welcome to Bumblefuckville" sign to be collected by any interested passersby.

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Kevin Schmidt's avatar

Plastic Island is currently unoccupied. It would make a lovely home for them!

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Nicko Thime's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, now batting,The PRESIDENT of the United States, The Pillsbury Dough Boy!

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Nicko Thime's avatar

Whipped Cream?

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Nicko Thime's avatar

He and Fat Bastard were twins separated at birth.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Nicko Thime's avatar

You win!

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Kevin Schmidt's avatar

Yeah! Keep talking about the wedge issues instead of the really important ones. Keep fighting amongst yourselves instead of becoming one to take back the country from the global corporate elite oligarchy.

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Querolous's avatar

I can't see him leaving whipped cream unconsumed.

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Nicko Thime's avatar

Some kind of warning device would be of great social benefit.

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Nicko Thime's avatar

Is marriage mentioned in the Constitution?

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Nope! So Staver is arguing that nobody has the right to get married.

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Liz's avatar

Question: would those red-state havens for Real Americans Who Want to Ignore American Laws still accept federal money?

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Nicko Thime's avatar

If the cap fits, wear it.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

The South needed a slave-owning state to keep the edge in Congress. If we had let them become an independent nation, who knows?

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Karenc2002's avatar

I say if they want a sanctuary city, let them move to Tehran, Iran.

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Nicko Thime's avatar

If we hadn't helped, they'd be Mexico's problem

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