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"A refuge for unborn children" that upon birth are promptly placed lovingly on the highway just beyond the "Welcome to Bumblefuckville" sign to be collected by any interested passersby.

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Plastic Island is currently unoccupied. It would make a lovely home for them!

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Ladies and gentlemen, now batting,The PRESIDENT of the United States, The Pillsbury Dough Boy!

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Whipped Cream?

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He and Fat Bastard were twins separated at birth.

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You win!

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Yeah! Keep talking about the wedge issues instead of the really important ones. Keep fighting amongst yourselves instead of becoming one to take back the country from the global corporate elite oligarchy.

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I can't see him leaving whipped cream unconsumed.

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Some kind of warning device would be of great social benefit.

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Is marriage mentioned in the Constitution?

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Nope! So Staver is arguing that nobody has the right to get married.

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Question: would those red-state havens for Real Americans Who Want to Ignore American Laws still accept federal money?

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If the cap fits, wear it.

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The South needed a slave-owning state to keep the edge in Congress. If we had let them become an independent nation, who knows?

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I say if they want a sanctuary city, let them move to Tehran, Iran.

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If we hadn't helped, they'd be Mexico's problem

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