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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

See? You do learn something in Right Wing History!

cessnadriver's avatar

I do wonder how many 'Merkins don't know that Franklin wasn't a President. I would put it at 35% of the general population and 60% of those who vote for the NSGOTP.

SnarkON's avatar

So the best and brightest kids will pass the new patriotic AP U.S. history test and then they'll go to those damn leftist Muslim universities and get brainwashed. Joke's on you, wingnuts.

SnarkON's avatar

Don't forget the other great bullshit disingenuous slogans like "Right to Life," "Right to Work" and "Liberate."

little g's avatar

The Colorado school board members that were going after anti-patriotic stuff is now being recalled; http://coloradopols.com/dia...

BeatriceC's avatar

There went my day. I actually had work to do, you know.

deanbooth's avatar

Heating und Air Conditioning?

Whale Chowder's avatar

What's to discuss? You nailed it.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

When I was in HS, I used to regularly play board games with some friends. We'd play things like Risk, Mille Bornes, stuff like that. Risk was always fun, because we'd openly mock the "liberate" meme as the game play proceeded.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Truth based edgdemucation is so messy. Fiction is so nice because it can be whatever you want.

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

Missed a few key points: The GOP ended slavery and racism in 1865, The Dem's formed the KKK in retaliation, and Jeebus resurrected Washington in the form of Ronnnie Reagan. God bless, and AMEN

YayConspiracy's avatar

I don't understand why the republicans don't just defund history.

stevola's avatar

We were just talkin' about your shirt, man!

Hardly Ideal's avatar

But it'd be so much more fun to teach how the UN defeated Charlie Chaplin and his Nazi diesel-ninjas!