It was impossible for green onions, canteloupes or broccoli to have ecoli or listeria 3000 years ago, also. Because they didn't water the crops with pig shit.
This, like public prayer, is actually addressed in the Bible (1 Corinthians 8:4-6). As usual, the wingnuts got it wrong, and they're going to try and impose that wrongness on everyone they can.
Hello madam. My name is Jones and I'm a bible salesman. Is your husband at home? No? Well, perhaps I could show a good Christian woman like you some of my fine Bibles?
So I've been eating this long enough to be a hadji. Big shit. There are plenty of real Muslims who drink, get high, and are pseudo-intellectual slackers. So I'm now part of the group the rightists hate most and am a native son!
As a 'idol-worshiper-by-fast-food' I'm like a beatnik, hippie, or bohemian without the penalty of trying to be original, funny, or basically, someone who does more than post here at Wonkette.
Nothing like a steaming dump of Wing Nut Daily to begin the weekend. I think I'll fire up the grill, hand crank the AM radio, gather up the $53.76 in gold bonds that is my life savings, and have a few 'halal' smashed rat asshole burgers now.
You be the hen And I'll be rooster.
Anything we do You're gonna get use to.
I thought the "fruited plain" was the GNoP majority in the House.
It was impossible for green onions, canteloupes or broccoli to have ecoli or listeria 3000 years ago, also. Because they didn't water the crops with pig shit.
I will choose three, fireworship and rotary engines and the vultures. Is that cool
Don't you fuck with my chicken biscuit!
Fire worship is not well received in Texas, at the moment.
Jesus says it's OK to eat food blessed by false Gods as long as you deep fry the shit out of it. USA is safe.
This, like public prayer, is actually addressed in the Bible (1 Corinthians 8:4-6). As usual, the wingnuts got it wrong, and they're going to try and impose that wrongness on everyone they can.
Hello madam. My name is Jones and I'm a bible salesman. Is your husband at home? No? Well, perhaps I could show a good Christian woman like you some of my fine Bibles?
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good pizza with rancid fatty meat? It might be best to go with the veggie version.
So I've been eating this long enough to be a hadji. Big shit. There are plenty of real Muslims who drink, get high, and are pseudo-intellectual slackers. So I'm now part of the group the rightists hate most and am a native son!
As a 'idol-worshiper-by-fast-food' I'm like a beatnik, hippie, or bohemian without the penalty of trying to be original, funny, or basically, someone who does more than post here at Wonkette.
It keepeth the poor from garotting the rich.
Nothing like a steaming dump of Wing Nut Daily to begin the weekend. I think I'll fire up the grill, hand crank the AM radio, gather up the $53.76 in gold bonds that is my life savings, and have a few 'halal' smashed rat asshole burgers now.
Transubstantiation bitches!
[rubs hands in glee]
i first read this as 'backdoor sarah' and thought we were about to visited by the hordes again.