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The Quirk's avatar

I've got a pubic hair to match it.

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The Quirk's avatar

Or fuck a fat tutu?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Prosecuting Illinois governors is routine behavior, so no worries there.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Please pass on what you consider your best acts of degradation, humiliation, and general unfairness to the management of Koch Industries (or Scott Walker)!

Winning ideas could win you HOBO BEANS for LIFE!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Dude, that's the REASON for being a fake candidate.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I live close enough to the border that I'm being besieged with very nasty TeeVee commercials about the evil Wisconsin democrat who is running against the Republican recallee.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This article sums up the chaos. <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/...">http://www.theatlantic.com/...

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fuflans's avatar

how many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb and the country?

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fuflans's avatar

from your mouth to god's ear.

there's nothing like smug corrupt mama's little meatheads being told 'no'.

too bad it didn't happen to that judge.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Tis' the Koch/rethug way. These people are on to us being worthless piece of shit assfucks. Must throw red herrings, stat.

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fuflans's avatar

illinois could invade but we have no money and apparently we are now too fat from hot dogs.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Lutefisk...I puke in my mouth just a little at the thought.

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fuflans's avatar

'blue cheddar' pleases me.

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