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We're gonna need a really fucking big camp. I hope those Fema folks have thought this through. In a pinch, that pit in my basement might hold one more.
For those of that missed it, a FEMA training video for FEMA train stuffers has appeared on the internets, training is taking place in Toyko where train stuffing is a career.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Actually, that's part of the whole idea of these things...to see if some plan they have actually will work in the real world. Every one of these shindigs has a "lessons learned" at the conclusion where the participants examine the screwups and determine what happened to make them a screwup.
They just disappeared - no one can explain it......
They disappeared into Galt's Gulch?
We're gonna need a really fucking big camp. I hope those Fema folks have thought this through. In a pinch, that pit in my basement might hold one more.
For those of that missed it, a FEMA training video for FEMA train stuffers has appeared on the internets, training is taking place in Toyko where train stuffing is a career.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Can we turn the Wonkette into a virtual FEMA camp?
FEMA TRAINS (!!!) that are going to put Texas in a FEMA camp.
Apparently Alex Jones was no-show for a "This Week" interview, throwing a monkey wrench in ABC's plan to rename it "The Jerry Springer Show."
He forgot to say "with votes" on his sign.
Say what you will about Obama, but he got the FEMA trains to run on time.
Just the idea that FEMA is gonna do something should be enough to strain credibility.
seeing no comments are allowed, how is it not one already?
and when it gets to the next station they explode out ;p
dude when they deploy us, lets hit a Cannabis bar and see what happens!
10 days later they wake up with a hippie chick and never go back...
No s'mores...no camp. I have spoken.
Actually, that may well be the reason. They got tapped for some other operation with higher priority. You know, like Obama invading Wisconsin.
Actually, that's part of the whole idea of these things...to see if some plan they have actually will work in the real world. Every one of these shindigs has a "lessons learned" at the conclusion where the participants examine the screwups and determine what happened to make them a screwup.
Oh, that's underway? I thought it was next week.