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I can't help but think:

"Some producer with computers fixes all their shitty songs"

Except for how that song wasn't fixed.

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Did you listen to the song? I'm saying, it could be anyone.

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"Hat Hat Hatty"

Someone needs to call the AMA. Did you know you can contract Botulism from your earholes?

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This goofball didn't exist in 1977.

On second thought, those <i>were</i> the days.

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If he's going to go down that road, he should be insisting that the <i>photo</i> is a nasty, Photoshopped parody.

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"Founding members Jason Wisneski & Brandon Bjorkman are now a 2 piece band..."

In other words, the dudes who drunkenly agreed to join your "band' were last seen screaming into the night as they ran out of your garage and into the snow.

Dewey Finn probably got along better with his fellow musicians than these two idiots.

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" ... one of Wisconsin’s finest specimens ..."

I gave a urine specimen at my doctor's office last week. But is there useful information we'll be getting from Wisneski? Or is he just a waste of a plastic cup?

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There is a difference between "tragedy" and "criminal conduct" you vacuous twit. Though given that bird's nest on your head, I can see how you might blur the two.

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Does he really go out in public with that hair?

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No shit. Star Wars.

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Yes, yes, yes! I have been blaming her since 2008. Unfit, loud, hate-filled, ignorant, self-obsessed losers all sprang from the sudden fame and successful grift of Caribou Barbie. My dearest wish is that when John "America First" McCain dies, the media stuffs Palin so far up his ass she has to take a train back from his duodenum.

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I smell a new campaign slogan!

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Douchiest haircut of 2012, apparently. And what kind of person duckfaces with a haircut like that at age 34?

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You mean you weren't involved? I'd have sworn you'd have had to have been involved.

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The discussion of ear bleeding wasn't warning enough for you, eh?

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