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Rarian Rakista's avatar

She just sold more of her stocks and bought treasury bonds, it is maddening.  She is not economically poor.  I just pity her.

TundraGrifter's avatar

DJ: Thank you! The key to a satisfactory p-ness is being in the right position.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

How do you engage someone here...is there a chat site that I don't know about?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Some of my friends who grew up in San Francisco used to stand in front of the open door at a neighborhood bar and yell "Daddy! Daddy! Please come home! Mom is so worried!"

Of course, their Dad was at work.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Son, they just don't make beer goggles that thick.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

See what happens when God is your co-pilot?

TundraGrifter's avatar

One of those young ladies who calls and calls and calls. And that's just the next morning.

Pretty much until your phone melts.

102415's avatar

And her fucking hair salon don't forget.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So...that's what a republican looks like without the face that Satan gave her.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Great...another Briebart fuckwad is following me. sigh

MissusBarry's avatar

Aw, you can totally find yourself a nice drunk, but not meth-addicted, girl who doesn't bring her kids to the bar. Don't sell yourself short.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What a coincidence! I'm also self-medicating over what they're doing to this country.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Instead of the "On-Star" device, she needs the IOKIYAR gizmo.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sure you're not confusing cause and effect?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Seems appropriate, after she sent her car ballistic.