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She just sold more of her stocks and bought treasury bonds, it is maddening.  She is not economically poor.  I just pity her.

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DJ: Thank you! The key to a satisfactory p-ness is being in the right position.

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How do you engage someone here...is there a chat site that I don't know about?

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Some of my friends who grew up in San Francisco used to stand in front of the open door at a neighborhood bar and yell "Daddy! Daddy! Please come home! Mom is so worried!"

Of course, their Dad was at work.

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Son, they just don't make beer goggles that thick.

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Not much better

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See what happens when God is your co-pilot?

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One of those young ladies who calls and calls and calls. And that's just the next morning.

Pretty much until your phone melts.

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And her fucking hair salon don't forget.

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So...that's what a republican looks like without the face that Satan gave her.

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Great...another Briebart fuckwad is following me. sigh

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Aw, you can totally find yourself a nice drunk, but not meth-addicted, girl who doesn't bring her kids to the bar. Don't sell yourself short.

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What a coincidence! I'm also self-medicating over what they're doing to this country.

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Instead of the "On-Star" device, she needs the IOKIYAR gizmo.

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Sure you're not confusing cause and effect?

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Seems appropriate, after she sent her car ballistic.

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