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schmannity's avatar

You lousy Libtards constantly refuse to see the silver-lined half-full glass: The drug using fathers are free to go about their business.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

And here I thought that "The Handmaid's Tale" was fiction.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Government of the fetus, for the fetus, and by the fetus, till he/she/snowflake leaves the womb, then fuck off and good riddance.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't tase my bacon, bro!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Can I watch over Trix's stash for the duration of the gestation?

PubOption's avatar

I trust the doctor has now learned the phrase "I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. I hope you weren't going to tell me that that you had used drugs, because then I would have to report you".

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Is it just me, or has the getting-awfuller of America sped up lately?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but alcohol is still legal

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tasing might actually prove to be an interesting way to cook bacon. Might have to try it one of these days

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We've become a nation of moral scolds

marxalot's avatar

Yes, that's the ticket! Encourage pregnant women to lie to their doctors, or just not seek care in the first place. That will raise the infant mortality (and possibly mother mortality) rate in the drug-using mom demographic (IYKWIM), and keep the problem from spreading. Also too, if she's a drug user she's probably a crimer of some kind, so jail is the best place for her and the babby which may or may not survive to crime as well.