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Maybe's avatar

Just because people dress like farmers or cowboys doesn't mean they are. They just want to look like REAL MEN.

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Maybe's avatar

I don't think you can get a funeral delivered, but we may find out.

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revelveteen's avatar

You may be joking but I see a May 2020 calendar in the bottom right.

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ArmedResistant's avatar

And this is why we are going to have a spike in cases end of August beginning of September, followed by a HUGE spike in cases later in the year. These assholes. Do they think that nobody else wants the Beforetimes back? I do. I do so much. I want to go get my hair done and nails done and meet up with friends for a drink and some bad karaoke. But I won't put other people at risk just to indulge my wants.

I'm a nurse. My oldest son is working as a certified nursing assistant this summer, between terms at university. We both have seen people die of COVID-19, have been in the room and it is not a pretty death. It is not a death with loved ones at the bedside--at best, you have a nurse or RT or CNA sitting with you in full PPE, in your negative pressure room, holding your hand--if you can tolerate being touched.

These fuckers need to be forced to sit for twelve hours with a COVID-19 patient on a ventilator, and then they can go to the damn bar.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

The coffee was too hot, yes that was a very bad thing, that needed changed but the warning on the cup seemed ridiculous.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

What was on the label?

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lurch394's avatar

Yeah, well, to each her own. If I go there for a damn cup of coffee, I don't want it to cause second-degree burns, so at least McDonald's corporate got this restaurant to turn down the damn temperature. If only Ford had spent $11 more on each Pinto it made...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I don't drink coffee, but it's their pseudo-food that I take exception to, their hamburger tastes like I would imagine a half incinerated hockey puck would taste, although their fries can be edible if they are fresh. But yes, to each his own.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Just because they're farmers? That can't be right.

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ontheotherhand's avatar

They don't read the labels anyway.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Good point.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Toxic Moron Syndrome.

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Amelia ZC's avatar

Just asking for a friend: in 2020, what is the draw of drinking in bars??? I was a barfly in LA in the 90s, when people used to actually talk with each other and perhaps make friends/connections - now everyone is on their screens, no? Also, it's freaking expensive! For $5.99 I can get a decent Pinot Grigio and chat with online pals, at home with my cats. Do not understand :(

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I have seen some documentaries on the case and followed it closely at the time. I also know her idiot grandson pulled ahead while she had her lid of of her cup. Yes their coffee was too hot, but it was her grandson's fault.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

ISTR that Wisconsin has more bars per capita than any other state. It's deep in their culture.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I laid in two quarts of Everclear before things got out of hand. I figured, it works for antiseptic for treating wounds, mix it with some aloe vera and I have hand sanitizer and if things get really bad, at least those last martinis will be doozies.

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