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Wonky Magoo's avatar

How about insurance for nobody? I don't need insurance; I need healthcare. Maybe we can make healthcare affordable or free, and fuck health insurance in the ear.

EDIT: lol of course not, this is america

Naytch's avatar

My grandma made those at Christmas!

Bongstar420's avatar

Yuuuuge...But close enough

Vel Venturi's avatar

I've often compared the Usurper to Milo Minderbinder. The difference is that Milo is generally well-liked and affable.

Now give me some cotton, it's time for lunch.

Space Force Draft Dodger's avatar

Hey, you forgot PROFIT, the only thing that matters to those assholes.

azeyote's avatar

marijuana killed people?

MOG253's avatar

Huuuuuge just huuuuuge insurance. Right?

bobbert's avatar

HSAs are permanent. You are thinking of FSAs.

Lefty Wright's avatar

Probably going to be very similar to his simple plan to destroy ISIS.

capnkrunch's avatar

WaPo did not hit this nearly as hard as they should have. They need to be holding Trump to account but everyone (except Teen Vogue apparently) has gotten on that Trump dick faster than a ... Russian hooker after a drinking contests (does that work?).

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I think he divides it up between "us" a.k.a "people," a.k.a. Manhattanites, and "them," a.k.a. "the help," a.k.a. "residents of the Outer Boroughs."

jmhm's avatar

am I? Could be. My pretax medical spending account didn't aar

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Sick? What is "sick"?

JH Marx, Resister's avatar

We're all gonna get fucked!FIFY