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Or, indeed, two ducks anally feuding.

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He had an erection. (Somebody had to say it, since Benchley's not around.)

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<blockquote>I should inform the Duck Commander down in Louisiana about this as it is an obvious missed business opportunity in the duck call engineering and manufacturing world. </blockquote>Goddammit, how do you get sprayed beer out of a laptop keyboard? Oh, I am going to have so much fun with this. (I live in Louisiana, and it's going to be a great topic next time I'm eating one of my hunting friends' duck and sausage gumbo.)

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Yeah, but she actually, you know, <i>got it</i>. That's not supposed to happen in Teabaggistan.

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Caitlin Upton, bien sur.

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Of course, a long, long time after homosexual necrophilia was first recorded in penguins, even if it was published years in advance of that revelataion. Thanks, censorship.

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We had a public schoolteacher in the area whose wife homeschooled their own kids. So... the system was good enough to support the family, but NOT good enough to teach their kids. yeah. Right.

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But when you're deep in the woods, you need a duck call that can play Cole Porter.

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This is old but not for nothing there are LGBT homeschoolers like my children. Some children turn to homeschooling to escape or avoid bullying. Many African American homeschooler do so to escape not only failing schools but the impact of institutional racism and white supremacy culture. I say all that because no we aren't all right wing evangelical Christians keeping our kids away from the world.

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I have friends who purchase and collect very special game calls for duck hunting. When I have helped them dress the birds after we harvest them, they always sex the animal to determine if its a male or female. Following Jasmin's logic, I understand why we never found any dead gay ducks because they are obviously the prettiest ducks and are very elusive.

I should inform the Duck Commander down in Louisiana about this as it is an obvious missed business opportunity in the duck call engineering and manufacturing world.

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Sigh...I blame rap music.

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Nobody cares.

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And all he wanted was to get RE-EE-<i>LECT</i>-ED.

That and one night alone with Anita Hill.

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Not sure about drunks in Thailand.

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