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102415's avatar

Haha glad you are in good spirits. I grew up in Los Angeles a couple of blocks from some old timey oil wells. We used to play there.No problem for us. Giant!

Rarian Rakista's avatar

We know you run the whole operation from one of those 10k dollar talking Japanese toilets with all that filthy t-shirt money, admit it!

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Glenn Beck may prove the existence of many culture's trickster Gods yet.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>And now the writer, “Kristen Atkinson,” has written to your editor to explain that it was all a simple prank to get the TownHall.com readers to amp up their racist comments.</i>

Luring and baiting the morons at Townhall and RedState has been a source of amusement and recreation for a lot of us Wonkette Commenters for some time now. To be honest, I'd never thought to make it into some sort of science project. Excellent work, "Kristen Atkinson!"

102415's avatar

Glad to have you posting. Safe at home? Wicked Witch dead yet?

102415's avatar

Yes sweetie, and when he's a little older he'll ask you to the prom get you drunk and knock you up if you are not careful.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Three nuns and a priest confessed to having sexual relations. The head priest says as part of their penance they have to anoint the part of their body they used in the transaction.

The first nun dips her hand into the water, as does the second. The priest is at first hesitant but under the baleful eye of the head priest he pulls up his rob and dips his penis into the water.

The third nun quickly backs away and says, "if you think I'm gargling with that, you're nuts!"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There's an app for that.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Donald Trump is going to tear off his mask any minute now and reveal he's really Ashton Kutcher, but then ... removes another mask and it's really Al Franken!!RETARDLICANS, YOU BEEN CUBE PUNKD!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>The Obama Haters</i>?

I'm buying that book.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The properly spelled words and well formed sentences and actual Trumpical "good word usage" things probably made most think it was impossible to have come from such a fringebagger.

fuflans's avatar

i liked 'dizzy children' better.

since most of us aren't really either.

fuflans's avatar

also, i don't know how much research that 'obama haters' guy had to do or how long he had to spend in the trenches but his head must be asploding.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This iswhy I get my news from Wonkette and not TownHall.