This is the sort of thing that gets a blogger through a Tuesday, it really is: When retired Senator Alan Simpson got a call from a Des Moines Register reporter, he asked for a moment to get ready for the interview because he was "stark nekkid." “Do you know the difference between naked and nekkid?” he asked The Des Moines Register when he returned to the telephone interview Monday. “If you’re naked, you don’t have any clothes on, but if you’re nekkid you don’t have any clothes on but you’re up to something.”
Yeah, Simpson may be an entertaining curmudgeon, but his policy positions run heavily towards &quot;I&#039;m a retired Senator. <i>I</i> don&#039;t need any fucking safety net&quot;.
What&#039;s admirable about ol&#039; Al is the way he characterizes people who&#039;ve paid 13.25 percent of every dollar they make, all their lives, into Soshecurity, and 6 percent into Medicare, as freeloaders. The effrontery is awe-inspiring
<i>&ldquo;If you&rsquo;re naked, you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on, but if you&rsquo;re nekkid you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on but you&rsquo;re up to something.&rdquo;</i>
Do you think it would cause him any mental distress if he knew he was quoting an old &quot;Designing Women&quot; episode?
Cherry.
Yeah, Simpson may be an entertaining curmudgeon, but his policy positions run heavily towards &quot;I&#039;m a retired Senator. <i>I</i> don&#039;t need any fucking safety net&quot;.
&quot;a guy with b.o. and heartburn and gas who really is not fun to be around&quot;
Sounds like the entire population of the Springfield Retirement Castle
What&#039;s admirable about ol&#039; Al is the way he characterizes people who&#039;ve paid 13.25 percent of every dollar they make, all their lives, into Soshecurity, and 6 percent into Medicare, as freeloaders. The effrontery is awe-inspiring
<i>&ldquo;If you&rsquo;re naked, you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on, but if you&rsquo;re nekkid you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on but you&rsquo;re up to something.&rdquo;</i>
Do you think it would cause him any mental distress if he knew he was quoting an old &quot;Designing Women&quot; episode?
I forget - where does Curmugeon fall on the Codger/Coot scale?
310 million tits- proof Alan Simpson is into sideboob
Naked or nekkid it&#039;s hard to tie an onion to your belt if you&#039;re not wearing a belt.
<i>&quot;a guy with b.o. and heartburn and gas who really is not fun to be around&quot; </i>
Sounds like an entire tour bus to Branson.