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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, Simpson may be an entertaining curmudgeon, but his policy positions run heavily towards "I'm a retired Senator. <i>I</i> don't need any fucking safety net".

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"a guy with b.o. and heartburn and gas who really is not fun to be around"

Sounds like the entire population of the Springfield Retirement Castle

Lot_49's avatar

What's admirable about ol' Al is the way he characterizes people who've paid 13.25 percent of every dollar they make, all their lives, into Soshecurity, and 6 percent into Medicare, as freeloaders. The effrontery is awe-inspiring

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“If you’re naked, you don’t have any clothes on, but if you’re nekkid you don’t have any clothes on but you’re up to something.”</i>

Do you think it would cause him any mental distress if he knew he was quoting an old "Designing Women" episode?

Painter of Goats's avatar

I forget - where does Curmugeon fall on the Codger/Coot scale?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

310 million tits- proof Alan Simpson is into sideboob

TundraGrifter's avatar

Naked or nekkid it's hard to tie an onion to your belt if you're not wearing a belt.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>"a guy with b.o. and heartburn and gas who really is not fun to be around" </i>

Sounds like an entire tour bus to Branson.