This is the sort of thing that gets a blogger through a Tuesday, it really is: When retired Senator Alan Simpson got a call from a Des Moines Register reporter, he asked for a moment to get ready for the interview because he was "stark nekkid."
Yeah, Simpson may be an entertaining curmudgeon, but his policy positions run heavily towards &quot;I&#039;m a retired Senator. <i>I</i> don&#039;t need any fucking safety net&quot;.
What&#039;s admirable about ol&#039; Al is the way he characterizes people who&#039;ve paid 13.25 percent of every dollar they make, all their lives, into Soshecurity, and 6 percent into Medicare, as freeloaders. The effrontery is awe-inspiring
<i>&ldquo;If you&rsquo;re naked, you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on, but if you&rsquo;re nekkid you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on but you&rsquo;re up to something.&rdquo;</i>
Do you think it would cause him any mental distress if he knew he was quoting an old &quot;Designing Women&quot; episode?
Cherry.
Yeah, Simpson may be an entertaining curmudgeon, but his policy positions run heavily towards &quot;I&#039;m a retired Senator. <i>I</i> don&#039;t need any fucking safety net&quot;.
&quot;a guy with b.o. and heartburn and gas who really is not fun to be around&quot;
Sounds like the entire population of the Springfield Retirement Castle
What&#039;s admirable about ol&#039; Al is the way he characterizes people who&#039;ve paid 13.25 percent of every dollar they make, all their lives, into Soshecurity, and 6 percent into Medicare, as freeloaders. The effrontery is awe-inspiring
<i>&ldquo;If you&rsquo;re naked, you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on, but if you&rsquo;re nekkid you don&rsquo;t have any clothes on but you&rsquo;re up to something.&rdquo;</i>
Do you think it would cause him any mental distress if he knew he was quoting an old &quot;Designing Women&quot; episode?
I forget - where does Curmugeon fall on the Codger/Coot scale?
310 million tits- proof Alan Simpson is into sideboob
Naked or nekkid it&#039;s hard to tie an onion to your belt if you&#039;re not wearing a belt.
<i>&quot;a guy with b.o. and heartburn and gas who really is not fun to be around&quot; </i>
Sounds like an entire tour bus to Branson.