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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Good wrap up Mr Mora. Thanks.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Sometimes I wonder; should I just sprint headfirst into a wall?

SkeptiKC's avatar

No.

That would result in nothing but cacked drywall and a headache.

R. Riddle's avatar

Only if it's a metaphorical wall standing between you and the parallel universe where Kamala is President.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Not a very compelling counter argument.

DaveB's avatar

Only if it’s a styrofoam wall and a motorcycle is on the other side.

Mavenmaven's avatar

The food and hmanity in Uzbekistan would be far preferable to that we are seeing in Florida and other ICE concentration lager

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Someone needs to drop Blanche’s ass off in South Sudan to see how he likes it.

Russell Jones's avatar

It'd be entertaining to watch him assume the fetal position and whimper like a three-year-old just before he's compelled to embark on a new life as a slave.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

a front is blowing in tonight, taking temps from the mid-60s to the mid-40s - for brrrrr, New England!

I shall break out a wooly blanket and close the windows and sleep very well, yeeees

but first, I must note in a timely fashion that yrrrr

smoking lamp is lit, yeeeees!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Damn, the wind picked up around these parts this afternoon, and the temp dropped 6 degrees in the apartment while I was gone for 2 hours.

Still leaving one table fan on and one window cracked for sleeping purposes. It's delightful that way!

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

storm windows remain in summer mode for a few more weeks, I think [fingers crossed emoji[

The Gulf Of Dirty Work's avatar

Hunter who has never held a government job was probably overpaid for a painting or two.

Lets dig down on that for years.

EyeQueue's avatar

So....now Dump is advertising a pirate flag that has "The Jolly Donald" on it.

So now he's a pirate and is going to rape and pillage our country even more?

DaveB's avatar

The Jolly Dodger!?!

Cincinnatus's avatar

Grab 'em by the booty!

R. Riddle's avatar

This is not the Pirates of the Caribbean Disneyland ride I was looking for.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

pirates operate outside the law

who do we know who also too operates outside the law?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

“Pirates were the original anarchist communes.” — My Girlfriemd

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

the captain of any pirate vessel would beg to have a word

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

finger up guy/ finger down guy dot meme

EyeQueue's avatar

Walker, Texas Ranger?

EyeQueue's avatar

Then we keelhaul 'im! ARG!

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Russia wants you to know the lab assistant who died of the plague didn’t die of the plague. They died from some other mysterious unknown illness. It’s just a coincidence that she had the plague…

R. Riddle's avatar

Meh. It's nothing some vodka won't cure.

Flashman's avatar

Yet, strangely, my mind is not fully at rest.

Friend's avatar

Also, couldn’t fly.

Russell Jones's avatar

How serendipitous!

EyeQueue's avatar

"How does a country come apart? At first slowly and then all at once."

Jeffrey Sharlett, "Undertow"

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Hillary shouldn't have started the war with Iran.

TerseNurse's avatar

He tried to warn us, but nobody ever listens

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

nao you're getting the swing of things!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Republicans control the White House, Senate, House, and Supreme Court, but Joe Biden, the sleepy feckless old man, who left the scene a year and a half ago, is screwing up Trump's big beautiful economy. Got it.

Russell Jones's avatar

Schrodinger's Ex-POTUS: simultaneously cancer-stricken and too mentally enfeebled to craft a coherent sentence, and time-traveling destroyer of whole economies.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

He conspires with Obama using the latter's time machine.

Flashman's avatar

On a positive note, the talking heads shows did not have Lindsey Graham on this week.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Mitch McConnell was absent too.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

He's disappeared again, right?

Pauly2coffees's avatar

That is his current state of being.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

If they could only find a medium to channel his spirit in hell.

Flashman's avatar

It's only a matter of time before AI can generate a hologram of him, his vocal tics and cadences, and quotes. That fucking thing will be booked for decades.

Miss Grundy's avatar

They really are that stupid in Brazil. Did those people learn absolutely nothing after Jair was in office? I guess they are as stupid as the American voter is. How long until Flavio begins to screw things up and they want to get rid of him?

2Cats2Furious's avatar

We’re that stupid in America to elect Trump twice.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Yeah, he has the edge over Lula coming out of the first round. I don't like the looks of it. Do the right thing, Brazil!

wobbly's avatar

OFF TOPIC:

Spouse just got hired as an election inspector, Rochester NY! (He's 88 years old and has never done this before.)

EyeQueue's avatar

Thank him for his service!

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Excellent. Have him make note of the hotties and I'll book a visit to Rochester.

I am not a creep or anything.

/snark😏

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Bring me back a garbage plate.

Richard S's avatar

Don't forget the Genesee Cream Ale!

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

All these future residents of Hell are gonna give the place a bad name.