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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"I'll pass up an easy incest joke," said nobody else, ever.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

What I love about Upper Michigan is the pasties.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What a field day for the peeps.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

But so is derpitry, so whaddya gonna do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Might as well stop resisting the realization that everyone has a right to love whoever they want.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The northern strain of slack-jawed yokels ain't as uniformly retrograde and knuckle-dragging as you might think. (ME and NH notwithstanding.) See, for ex., VT.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Time to celebrate. Rainbow-colored meth for everyone!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

How many arkens did you count? I only counted one.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Nevermind.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

someone should let Alito know

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

FWIW, there will be

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

down here in the Baked Apple, also too. BTW, I might be heading up there to do your 4th of July shindig

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

some things are a given

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

That's a bad thing?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"The Court can "think of no other conceivable legitimate reason..."

ISWHDT

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Numerous courts have repeatedly debunked all other reasons for enacting such laws. The Court can think of no other conceivable legitimate reason for Kentucky’s laws excluding same-sex couples from marriage</i>

Republicans do tend to have a real problem with the whole concept of “facts”.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Louisiana's about to rule on this as well.

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