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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Hey, yes, that is no lie. Allred does have a brilliant smile. I sit at my laptop keyboard now, comparing it to the "smiles" of three rabid right wingers whose so-called smiles would repel Hannibal Lecter. Donald Trump is the first, of course. Wayne Allyn Root, a strong Trump supporter and as big a liar as Trump, is the second. Prosperity gospel preacher Kenneth Copeland is the third.

None of them should ever "smile" at children. They would terrify the crap out of the poor little tykes. Each of these men, when they attempt to smile, instead show a terrifying predatory rictus wholly lacking good humour - or anything else that's good. It's a revelation of their inner natures that they should never make if they want an acceptable public image.

Oh. Sorry, fellers. Too late.

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Lerville's avatar

Disgusting and pathetic is accurate. Absolutely biased opinion. I see the events all around the country from the opposite perspective. Free speech!

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Jay  Kinard's avatar

Free speech doesn’t include invading an old woman’s home and interrogating her for hours! Unless you enjoy living in a fascist state…

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Jay  Kinard's avatar

My ONLY problem with this is that you didn’t include Dan Patrick in your expose’ of Texas Republican politics!

I love you though! Wonderful!

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Marcie Jones's avatar

I’ll be sure to include him next time!

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un poco loco's avatar

And even if you've already registered, CHECK YOUR REGISTRATION at vote.org. These fuckers remove registrations for anyone who looks like they might vote Democrat -- or even if they just look like their great-grandmother might not have been completely white...

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un poco loco's avatar

Btw, this ESPECIALLY applies in Texas. Word is that the QQP in Texas just took a million voters off the rolls in the past couple of days.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

If the GOP was actually winning there, it would not be suppressing so goddamned hard. It is not the people voting for these fuckers, is it.

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un poco loco's avatar

Bingo! Dubya and his wars helped those motherfucking criminals get the beginnings of a stranglehold on Texas voters, and they've expanded their grasp until they now hold a 70% majority in the lege in a state where the population itself is a little more liberal than not and has been for years. (That alone should tell you how big the cheat is.) Before Shrub, we elected Ann Richards. Don't get me started on Paxton -- his many crimes should have put him behind bars years ago.

You'd think that people who kill off migrants or use the AG's office for grifting would at least be voted out or indicted. So far, that would be a nope. There's too much money lying around to be grifted. For example, the state has a huge surplus that there are no plans for spending, but they won't use even a small fraction of it on prison inmates -- most state prisons have no A/C for inmates, so they suffer through 100F+ temps in the summer and some of them die. There have been NO repercussions.

I have little hope we can rout the motherfuckers -- it seems about as futile as trying to get rid of those huge cockroaches in Houston. Elections for gov, lite gov, and AG are all in off-years, so the next chance to do that will be in 2026. (That's also a factor in why they're still in office -- lower voter turnout means less effort staying in office.) Still... maybe this year we can at least get rid of fucking Cancun Ted. And then in 2026, we might be able to get enough people to the polls to eject at least one of their corrupt asses.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I'd like the federal gubmint to come down here and restore democracy.

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un poco loco's avatar

me too!

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Meaghan Ryan's avatar

Tits up armadillo libels!!!!)!!!1!!!7!’bvb

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I sure am tired of Ken Paxton's blatantly illegal shenanigans. It is long past time to put that fucking criminal behind bars. He can have Steve Bannon's cot, and the bedbugs that will come with it.

This may seem off topic, but it is so totally not. Have a nice Politico long-form on a post-Garland, Harris administration Justice Department.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/08/28/kamala-harris-attorney-general-pick-00176544

So much speculation, so MANY possible Attorneys General! I like Vanita Gupta, myself, an aggressive civil rights lawyer would really hit the spot, democracy-wise. But there's also a lot to be said about one of the several politically-confident Governors with state AG on their resume.

By all means, READ THIS. It's a real nice times story, if your idea of nice times includes a side dish of vengeance. Mine sure does.

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Let me sum up's avatar

I think the Harris campaign should get some serious 'why are the R PABs so afraid of voters' energy out there.

They deserve to be called out as the pussies they are.

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

I would mourn the tits-up armadillo, F. Ted Cruz not so much.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"judge has scheduled a hearing for September 12 to force Paxton’s office to justify their mierda warrants with some actual evidence of some kind of possible crime."

and then - crickets. There's no repercussions for any of this or Trump violating laws at Arlington. Nothing happens.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I can never forget the eyes of those 2 tiny children - 5 and 7 - whose mother last years brought them into the river where the razor wire was laid, and they were swept away and drowned. I blame greg abbott for that. He is a murderer of children. It is the place of all adults to care for and watch out for and keep safe all children - no matter who. I will always hate him with all my heart.

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un poco loco's avatar

Thanks for this -- this needs to be on EVERY front page in the country. Those fuckers -- OF COURSE they went after LULAC et al, because they're fucking assholes and they only want white conservatives to vote, and they'll do anything -- even murder a few abuelas, maybe even some kids -- to get that. Gov Dr Evil Hot Wheels and fucking felonious Ken Paxton are why we can't have nice things in Texas. Fuck them, fuck W and fucking Tom Delay (who enabled their takeover), and fuck every fucking Republican in this misbegotten state.

(Sorry for all the F-bombs. They've been collecting in my head this week.)

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. TX Republicans are not just disgusting, they're scared.

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Cindy Diehl's avatar

And unfortunately a scared animal is a dangerous one!!

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Randy's avatar

For what it's worth, the Texas Rangers have been an instrument for suppressing (and terrorizing) Hispanics since Texas became a state. That's why, historically, two-thirds of them were stationed south of San Antonio. So it's not surprising that Paxton would use them here as his attack dogs.

Speaking of attack dogs, sometimes I try to imagine the kind of ending Game of Thrones scriptwriters would devise for a character like Paxton. I recall that the arch-villain Ramzey Bolton was devoured by his own vicious dogs. I suspect the writers would want something a little harsher and even more scream-inducing for Krime King Ken.

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un poco loco's avatar

Also... not to ignore what the Rangers are and have been, but their role is now basically being DPS. They were replaced by actual military -- not that the Rangers can't be reactionary assholes, but the Texas Military Dept took over. From the website:

"Who We Are: The Texas Military is commanded by The Adjutant General of Texas, the state's senior military official appointed by the governor, and is comprised of the Texas Military Department, the Texas Army National Guard (TXARNG), the Texas Air National Guard (TXANG) and the Texas State Guard (TXSG)."

This is who Dr Evil Hot Wheels had guarding the border from ALL THOSE SCARY MIGRANTS, like the pregnant woman who got trapped in the razor wire in the river and miscarried. He even appeared to be considering somehow taking over the National Guard who were stationed at the border, but apparently no one wanted to take him up on restarting the Civil War.

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un poco loco's avatar

ooh, that sounds like an excellent pastime! Abbott needs to get himself AND his chair wrapped up in razor wire and then drowned in the Rio Grande. And Ken Paxton needs... hmm... upsidedown crucifixion by a suitable group of MAGAts? something along those lines... need to consider lol... :)

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BellaTank's avatar

Tits-up armadillo corpse LiBbelz!!!#!

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Jedi Senshi's avatar

To check your voter registration status go to www.vote.gov to make sure you haven’t been kicked off the rolls.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I couldn't find a place to check registration status on your link, only to register.

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