We're going to have to set up some sort of macro template to write about Chris Christie. It can include the words "bridge" and "corruption" and "investigation widens" and "Hurricane Sandy" and so on. The weekend brought news that Christie allegedly (see? no libel there!) blocked Hurricane Sandy aid to Hoboken because Mayor Dawn Zimmer wouldn't play ball. We've
Oh god, more proof that fiction can <i>never</i> beat reality. &quot;Guadagno&quot; is the Italian word for &quot;profit, gain, advantage, benefit, earnings.&quot;
If David Chase or Scorsese had given that name to a politician in a screenplay, they&#039;d have been yelled at for being too obvious.
Next up: State Attorney General Massimo Feccia. GOP state party leader Alfonse Tangente.
You&#039;ve seen the <a href="http:\/\/www.njleg.state.nj.us\/kids\/seal.asp" target="_blank">NJ state seal </a>, right?
(I hope Jon Stewart gave a bonus to the staffer who pointed that out!)
Well, she would certainly need relief... so, you say her name was Sandy?
Leave the guv, take the cannoli.
Like a Bridgegate over troubled Watergate I will lay me down.
<b>Lieutenant Governor Guadagno</b>
Oh god, more proof that fiction can <i>never</i> beat reality. &quot;Guadagno&quot; is the Italian word for &quot;profit, gain, advantage, benefit, earnings.&quot;
If David Chase or Scorsese had given that name to a politician in a screenplay, they&#039;d have been yelled at for being too obvious.
Next up: State Attorney General Massimo Feccia. GOP state party leader Alfonse Tangente.
Joysey&#039;s Jovial Jawls like Gobbernor chances of bein prezzident is going to hell purty damn quick me thinks
Jersey pols are crooked? Who&#039;d a guessed?
New Jersey: Where everything is legal until you get caught.
Is this part of the original &quot;Fat &amp; Furious&quot; or a sequel?
&ldquo;I am not a bully.&rdquo; This is not a good catch phrase but I think Christie is stuck with it.
Is it just me, or does that guy in the hat at the top right of the poster look like Ted Cruz?