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Ms Cast's avatar

He had it coming. He couldn’t jump on that gravy train fast enough.

Ms Cast's avatar

Absolutely. But only if you insist on believing that Trump always uses a secure phone. He doesn’t.

Ms Cast's avatar

Anonymous is going to download for my (guilty) reading pleasure in about four hours.

Zyxomma's avatar

Russia is always listening, especially in Ukraine.

Liz Dye's avatar

Not at all! Much appreciated.

Tony Prost's avatar

(Holmes is a hottie!)

Leftflank's avatar

Lets do comparisons shall we.If this were an Olympics basketball game, the Dems would take the Gold, Silver and Bronze and the Repubs would get a Don't Come Back participation trophy.If this were a barroom brawl, the Dems would kick the Repubs asses while still seated, drink all the drinks and mac out with all the ladies while the Repubs were called cabs.If this were a MENSA meeting, the Dems would be running the show and answering the door while solving unsolvable problems as the Repubs considered fork usage and how whistles work.

Point being, this is NOT a fair fight, its like we are The 300 and are kicking the Repubs into that bottomless pit, then getting some 'queen time'.

Tony Prost's avatar

how about five to ten?

Zyxomma's avatar

To quote John Carpenter's The Thing: Maybe we at war with Norway.

Makes as much sense as anything Sondland has to say. Ta, $5F.

Amy!'s avatar

I want that shirt.

Snort's avatar

Gordo is not only an idiot but he's also another hardcore Ayn Rand idiot who thinks reading books by philosophical hacks makes them more super duper than you.

In novels such as The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged , Rand dramatized her ideal man, the producer who lives by his own effort and does not give or receive the undeserved, who honors achievement and rejects envy.atlassociety.org/

Yep, sounds just like Gordo.

Monty Market's avatar

Needs better lines! In a proper criminal enterprise, e.g. Goodfellas, the Joe Pesci character speaks funny whilst downright frightening. Betting the folks listening in on the conference call at the restaurant all think he's a thuggish dope.

aghiv's avatar

Remember when Michael Cohen lied to Congress, then admitted it, and then tried to be (kinda) helpful to the investigators, and still got multiple years in prison?

cessnadriver's avatar

The mango maggot will go on house arrest, just like chimpybush.