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I used to do that on purpose with LSD - nap after I took it, then wake to the all the colors of the world

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I have a PhD, and as far as I know I've never been concussed and don't have a TBI. These guys must have started out scary smart to have retained everything that they have.

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This fifth-rate pampered waste of space and time.Do the 25th Amendment thing to a U.S. President? The occasion for that was when Donald Trump was defiling the Oval Office, babbling madly in broken fragments of sentences repeated over and over, referring to any criticism of himself as "treason", and kowtowing to Putin.Carlson is very late to that party.

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So now I have to agree with NEWSMAX? Oh, my head hurts. This timeline sucketh mightily!

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Their undergrad major wasKinesiology (?) WK’s doctorate is in “sports science” according to wiki

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We can offer you a range of fine wildlife who would be very happy to provide this service.

Probably our closest wolverine equivalent is the Tasmanian Devil. Its about the size of a corgi dog, but has the greatest bite strength of any living animal for its size. It effortlessly crushes bone and can eat 40% of its body weight in a sitting. Then it falls asleep right by the carcass, so it can start eating again as soon as it wakes up.

They're cute as the dickens and look like they'd make adorable pets, but they...do not. They're mainly scavengers rather than hunters, but they're EXTREMELY aggressive to other Devils and anything else that messes with them. They would be DELIGHTED to fuck him RIGHT up, and would then eat any inconvenient evidence. https://www.google.com/sear...

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Not to mention that, if the Soviet-era nukes have been maintained with the same diligence as the rest of Russia's military hardware, they probably won't get off the ground.

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There's the difference between us, Dan; I like my entertainment a little more subtly insideous-er. I want to see him wrestle a couple thousand live E. coli bacteria.

Ok yeah, sure; I don't actually want to see that (ugh,) but I'd be hard pressed to not chuckle a little bit if I read about it in the news, y'know?

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Can it be there is a smart General Staff hero waiting in the wings? Saving the nation gets her or him the thanks of grateful Russians and a sweetheart deal with OHJB. His troops, currently dodging bullets and the enraged curses of Ukrainian Women will probably hoist her up onto their shoulders and declare her as their savior.

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So Tuckie says if Putin is not in power the Islamic extremists can just walk in and take the nukes since they wouldn't be locked up anymore. It seems like he believes in an absolute ruler that controls everything and if he's gone everything collapses. No wonder he supports Vladi and Donnie because only they can keep his world in order.

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No, they just think she would be easier to beat in 2024 compared to Uncle Joe.

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Yeah that is kinda how it seems at the moment.

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They're probably not wrong, even if she had a couple of years in office to prove herself. I look around and think that I'm not going to see a woman as President in my lifetime, unless it's under extraordinary circumstances.

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Getting to be more scum than pond.

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And then he does his hysterical laughter. But I think when I hear it that there can only be a finite number of those laughters, and one day he'll reach for one and it won't be there. Maybe then he'll retire.

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"Accurate!"

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