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SQUAAAAAWWWK!

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Certainly no older than 39.

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Harcourt Fenton Epimenides.

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Eh, I give it 0.15 timecubes.

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Nah, what's paste is paste, we need to focus on the parsnip.

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Make up your mind!

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they'd be in war with themselves though...

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Well it makes sense if he isn't the president then he cannot be impeached... right? Oh yes and if he is morphing in videos enough to make some folks think he is a reptilian or the devil then maybe it makes more sense that he is a hologram in which it's covered that he is no where to be found, with that said, nobody wants to expose the fact we have no leader in the office... ha ha ha since the rest of the world is going ballistic over hurt feelings... ha ha ha

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Last year he said he was 52 this year his says he 53 which is it Bamz???? what a liar

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Charro didn't lie about her age. She went to court and had it legally changed.

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Unbelievable!

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Proverbs 26:11

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“My very existence might not have been possible had it not been for some of the folks here today,” Obama told the civil rights veterans gathered to mark the events of “Bloody Sunday” in 1965.

Please note he not referring to the event of 1965 - he is referring to the people who were there - the Civil Rights pioneers. The year Mr. Obama was born, inter-racial marriage was illegal in several states. Thankfully for him - and, well, for us - it wasn't illegal in all of them.

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So, whaddya think? Will these lunatics relax when Barry's term in office ends or will they just keep going and going and going? I'm thinking the latter...how about you? If the Fans of the Confederpacy are any indication this frothy faux rage will continue well on into the next century.

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My mom?

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Because of course nobody who was at Selma had ever done anything their entire lives before that event.

Checkmate, libruls!

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