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TundraGrifter's avatar

Do they give the guns back later or melt them down?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Joseph the Amazing Technicolor Turncoat.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

From the TSA website:

"There are two classifications of items, prohibited and illegal. The prohibited category includes ...boulders..."

BOULDERS? Whiskey Tango Foxtwat? Even Wing Nutz Daily's Joseph isn't dumb enough to try to bring a fucking giant rock onto an airplane.

Is he?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It will end up on your luggage, too. Ever notice how your underwear and socks never arrive quite as neatly folded as when you left?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i> "As we have always stated, and will continue to sound the alarm on until the Day of the rapture, this is all leading, not only us, but all the nations of the world towards a system the bible calls the mark of the beast." </i>

Never quite understood why these goofballs are always howling and complaining about stuff that their God is <i>supposed</i> to be doing. Shouldn't God be telling them to just "STFU already - I know what I'm doing, OK?"

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They give them back, but only after enough paperwork and court appearances to make damn sure you never do it again.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Derpiness is a misplaced gun.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/hulu\/vi417113881\/" target="_blank">Nightmare at 20,000 Feet</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I prefer a revolving arquebus.

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IQdaRadical Thinker's avatar

It might have been loaded, but I bet it shoots blanks...

*ba-dum tssss*

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

.22 is awful small, very little stopping power. .38 and up and you'll get their attention, even if it's not a clean shot

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"How disrespectful!"

*clutches pearls*

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But his gun would be so lonely at home without him. That's why it happened.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

While they are so surly to the rest of us who are just a little too slow taking off our dogburn belts.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Don't you just wish...

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