Lovers of freedom should probably "get their knickers in a twist" over this chilling news: Joseph Farah, leading birther and editor in chief of WND, was caught with a loaded .38 caliber revolver in his carryon at Washington DC's Dulles International Airport. We bet he had a perfectly legitimate reason to be carrying a gun while flying, like maybe he's a secret agent for the American Patriot Police, and his classification is so secret that not even the TSA has been briefed on it yet! Or maybe Farah was going to write an exposé about the TSA's inability to find his gun, only someone tipped them off (because otherwise they couldn't find it, because X-Rays are a myth)? Certainly no Responsible Firearms Owner would ever deliberately try to break a law, or even carelessly "forget" that there was a gun in Joey Lou's Handbag? Or
"There are two classifications of items, prohibited and illegal. The prohibited category includes ...boulders..."
BOULDERS? Whiskey Tango Foxtwat? Even Wing Nutz Daily's Joseph isn't dumb enough to try to bring a fucking giant rock onto an airplane.
<i> &quot;As we have always stated, and will continue to sound the alarm on until the Day of the rapture, this is all leading, not only us, but all the nations of the world towards a system the bible calls the mark of the beast.&quot; </i>
Never quite understood why these goofballs are always howling and complaining about stuff that their God is <i>supposed</i> to be doing. Shouldn&#039;t God be telling them to just &quot;STFU already - I know what I&#039;m doing, OK?&quot;
Do they give the guns back later or melt them down?
Joseph the Amazing Technicolor Turncoat.
From the TSA website:
&quot;There are two classifications of items, prohibited and illegal. The prohibited category includes ...boulders...&quot;
BOULDERS? Whiskey Tango Foxtwat? Even Wing Nutz Daily&#039;s Joseph isn&#039;t dumb enough to try to bring a fucking giant rock onto an airplane.
Is he?
It will end up on your luggage, too. Ever notice how your underwear and socks never arrive quite as neatly folded as when you left?
<i> &quot;As we have always stated, and will continue to sound the alarm on until the Day of the rapture, this is all leading, not only us, but all the nations of the world towards a system the bible calls the mark of the beast.&quot; </i>
Never quite understood why these goofballs are always howling and complaining about stuff that their God is <i>supposed</i> to be doing. Shouldn&#039;t God be telling them to just &quot;STFU already - I know what I&#039;m doing, OK?&quot;
They give them back, but only after enough paperwork and court appearances to make damn sure you never do it again.
Derpiness is a misplaced gun.
<a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/hulu\/vi417113881\/" target="_blank">Nightmare at 20,000 Feet</a>
I prefer a revolving arquebus.
It might have been loaded, but I bet it shoots blanks...
*ba-dum tssss*
.22 is awful small, very little stopping power. .38 and up and you&#039;ll get their attention, even if it&#039;s not a clean shot
&quot;How disrespectful!&quot;
*clutches pearls*
But his gun would be so lonely at home without him. That&#039;s why it happened.
While they are so surly to the rest of us who are just a little too slow taking off our dogburn belts.
Kurt Vonnegut?
Don&#039;t you just wish...