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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Ceci n'est pas une crétin</i>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The Constitution. How does it work?

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Lot_49's avatar

Can't see any reason why this wouldn't be a complete success.

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fuflans's avatar

may you be back in austin soon.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

What's the difference between a chorus line and a group of jesters?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You beat me to it. When Wing Nutz' Daily is The Voice of Reason, we're beyond the fringe.

At least fringe is teathered at one end.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oooooooh and he was soooooooo close.

Even the WND commenters are calling him an idiot. That is pretty friggin low on the Moran Scale.

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Mahousu's avatar

But you repeat yourself.

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Mahousu's avatar

Plan B: get a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/490405\/unsuccessful-sheriff-candidate-who-promised-to-arrest-all-abortions-moves-to-chile-to-be-next-pinochet-maybe" target="_blank">Constitutional Sheriff</a> to arrest all those Obama electors before they can vote.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...all kidding aside, they should deport these ass-clowns to a wasteland shyt-hole(pronounced TEXAS) where they can practice the use of republican science(pronounced MAGIC) and no one with common sense will get hurt. Do they not realize that the same technology that runs their SUV's or that processes their crude oil(pronounced Jesus Jizz) is the the same science that proves the earth is a tad bit older than 10,000 years old!!!

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Bezoar's avatar

But I think they already saved America, through mass suicide, with votes.

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PsycWench's avatar

I wonder if these people realize that Obama was elected in a democratic process involving voting and everything.

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Bezoar's avatar

Ya think they'll try to send a killer robot back in time to make sure Barry's mom doesn't make it with that Kenyan dude?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...is this a trick question?

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PsycWench's avatar

After reading these posts, I am thankful that I will be spending Thanksgiving with just my husband and two kids, all of whom are liberal atheists who have no problem having baby back ribs instead of turkey.

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Bezoar's avatar

Don't forget calm, competent, and effective. And, bonus, good taste.

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