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So true. And thank you, Jerome Corsi, for increasing my p-ness!

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they can hire Uncle Ted and the lessor Hank to play their shindig and maybe have a dramatic reading from Billy Baldwin or Victoria Jackson. For the finale they can burn down a giant wicker chair...

As a side note- I'd certainly go, can you imagine the money you could make selling sun screen and Blistex to that crowd?

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Actually, "Jerome Corsi" works pretty well as an insult.

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Are you glowering at me?

Oh, wait. "Well-groomed". Ha ha ha. Never mind.

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I believe he's thinking of Dr Jill's charming two-handed endorsement of Ol Handsome Joe.

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Like I said above, "Jerome Corsi" should be a sufficient curse for any occasion.

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I'd say "Don't ask", except that the answer is IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.

Which I'm well aware you know. It's hard to respond to snark.

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Who knows? But fuck me, this is the Chairman of the Alabama Republican Party? Of the whole state?

Man, we still have a long road ahead.

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Just don't hang the chair off the deck.

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I assume that these are days when your imagination is set on "benign".

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I dunno. Ceiling Cat all day might get boring.

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30,000? That's a big motherfucking crowd.

Thank you, unknown Libyan friends.

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Jesus Christ. I leave you guys alone for an afternoon to go buy dogfood and do some winetasting, and you end up with Wayne Fucking Madsen.

There's a lotta corsi out here on the tubes this evening, and there are some serious piles of ryan developing. Y'all be careful you don't romney yourselves.

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Dr. Edward Teller?

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We could call upon Dexter.

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Actually, they should have a Ph.D program in Fucking Political Science.. So we could laugh.

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