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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We're the cream in sarcasm's coffee, we're the fresh in fresh fruit...we are, in fact, the cat's ass.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so how does he know that those Muslins want to kill us, because they said so? maybe they were being sarcastic...

malsperanza's avatar

‘We’re coming to kill you!’ is obviously just sarcasm too, as the exclamation point makes clear. If Rush couldn't hear the exclamation point over the phone, he's just not listening.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

You don't think Erik is the next Noël Coward? A wry, sophisticated sense of humor and such?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think chascates is being "informative," you know, just explaining cause and effect.

Like saying "Walk in traffic, get run over" or "play with fire, get burned."

Erik Rush doesn't seem too clear on how it works, so logically one has to start with the basics.

fuflans's avatar

this avatar. it is seriously. awesome.

fuflans's avatar

because then brietbart or erick the red comes for us.

chascates's avatar

How about "eat shit and get hepatitis"?

Mahousu's avatar

Nanny-cam that sucker.

Everyone will be in jammies, right?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dear Rush, Please the joking to us. We are professionals.

MG

PS FU.

Mahousu's avatar

No, they are <i>ironic</i>. You know, like when there's a black fly in your Chardonnay.

SullivanSt's avatar

So, Erik Rush's defense of himself is that just because the 20-year-old Saudi didn't blow up the marathon, doesn't mean Rush was wrong to assume that he was trying to kill us all, becuz Muslin, but he's not a bigot, or something?

Yeah, waddle quack splash it's a duck.

chascates's avatar

Eat shit and die, Mr. Rush.

PsycWench's avatar

Sarcasm; how does it work again?

(That was sarcastic. Just in case Erik or Rush is reading this).

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...someone should wrap a pamper around this guys face, maybe it will reduce the amount of shyt coming out his mouth!

PsycWench's avatar

Speaking of Rush and Erik, I have a question about lightly salted poison rat dicks. Do they come from a poison(ed) rat, or are they harvested from mainstream rats and the poison added with the light application of salt? With votes, I guess.