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Lefty Mark's avatar

Will somebody please get this guy a Snickers bar?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Or the HitlerChrist.

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Steven Dutch's avatar

But he's SEEN THINGs! He's seen them with his eyes!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The Secret Service may have gotten so lax as to think shrubbery can stop threats, but they are probably right, in this guy's case.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"the black-dress-wearing Shiite mullahs in Iran"</i>

Careful Erik. The Pope wears a dress. So did J Edgar Hoover. And Jesus.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm on board, as long as we can contractually obligate Gohmert to turn to the camera and use his Quizzical Consternation Face at least once every episode <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/fbn_gohmert_140211a-800x430.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/201...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

One Odd Way to <i>Restores</i> Your 20/20 Vision

These ads seem to be targeted towards your Gramma, but not your grammar

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The Quirk's avatar

How to tell someone is NOT an "Intelligence" agent--- they talk to Erik Rush.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have incontrovertible proof that the Benghazi attack was faked. Anybody know what WingNutDaily pays for a scoop like that?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hear that Brian Fischer has some free time.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Hello, Secret Service? Yes, I'd like to report a nutter...no, not that one...or that one...this one's really out there."

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>For the record, I have been personally assured by intelligence operatives from the U.S. and Britain, both past and present,</i>

Do any of these voices come from <i>outside</i> your head?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

This is good news for the hemp industry...

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ValiumNation's avatar

I used to work in a full service gas station with a 60 year old duster named Crowbar who was saner than this dude.

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