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Lefty Mark's avatar

Will somebody please get this guy a Snickers bar?

Steven Dutch's avatar

But he's SEEN THINGs! He's seen them with his eyes!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The Secret Service may have gotten so lax as to think shrubbery can stop threats, but they are probably right, in this guy's case.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"the black-dress-wearing Shiite mullahs in Iran"</i>

Careful Erik. The Pope wears a dress. So did J Edgar Hoover. And Jesus.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm on board, as long as we can contractually obligate Gohmert to turn to the camera and use his Quizzical Consternation Face at least once every episode <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/fbn_gohmert_140211a-800x430.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/201...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

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The Quirk's avatar

How to tell someone is NOT an "Intelligence" agent--- they talk to Erik Rush.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have incontrovertible proof that the Benghazi attack was faked. Anybody know what WingNutDaily pays for a scoop like that?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hear that Brian Fischer has some free time.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Hello, Secret Service? Yes, I'd like to report a nutter...no, not that one...or that one...this one's really out there."

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>For the record, I have been personally assured by intelligence operatives from the U.S. and Britain, both past and present,</i>

Do any of these voices come from <i>outside</i> your head?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

This is good news for the hemp industry...

ValiumNation's avatar

I used to work in a full service gas station with a 60 year old duster named Crowbar who was saner than this dude.