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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sideboob is a helluva drug.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"To the basement floor, Jeeves."

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

That's stupid. Everyone knows that Uncle Joe Biden is in charge of controlling the calendar.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

How dare they schedule the inauguration on a federal holiday.

HOW DARE THEY.

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Lot_49's avatar

Red Cross say, "No thanks, Mittens; canned goods in Ohio aren't much use to us in New Jersey.

Mitt's staffers say, "What if nobody brings any canned goods to the <strike>rally</strike> support meeting?" and run out and buy $5,000 bucks worth of hobo beans, Cheerios, etc, to hand out so it looks munificent.

Mitt say, "It's just like when you have to clean up the polo field after the seventh chukka...everybody just spread out along the baseline and move down the field, don't leave any divots please, and watch out for horse poop."

The man is a genius, leading a team of similarly tone-deaf genii.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Jaysus, more hysteria from WND. OTOH, welcome back!!!

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