This is serious. Not only can Barack Obama control the weather, but now -- like a Roman emperor, or "czar," he controls the calendar too. WASHINGTON – If Barack Obama loses the election to Mitt Romney, his official White House move-out day won’t be Jan. 20, as most have assumed.
Red Cross say, "No thanks, Mittens; canned goods in Ohio aren't much use to us in New Jersey.
Mitt&#039;s staffers say, &quot;What if nobody brings any canned goods to the <strike>rally</strike> support meeting?&quot; and run out and buy $5,000 bucks worth of hobo beans, Cheerios, etc, to hand out so it looks munificent.
Mitt say, &quot;It&#039;s just like when you have to clean up the polo field after the seventh chukka...everybody just spread out along the baseline and move down the field, don&#039;t leave any divots please, and watch out for horse poop.&quot;
The man is a genius, leading a team of similarly tone-deaf genii.
Sideboob is a helluva drug.
&quot;To the basement floor, Jeeves.&quot;
That&#039;s stupid. Everyone knows that Uncle Joe Biden is in charge of controlling the calendar.
How dare they schedule the inauguration on a federal holiday.
HOW DARE THEY.
Red Cross say, &quot;No thanks, Mittens; canned goods in Ohio aren&#039;t much use to us in New Jersey.
Mitt&#039;s staffers say, &quot;What if nobody brings any canned goods to the <strike>rally</strike> support meeting?&quot; and run out and buy $5,000 bucks worth of hobo beans, Cheerios, etc, to hand out so it looks munificent.
Mitt say, &quot;It&#039;s just like when you have to clean up the polo field after the seventh chukka...everybody just spread out along the baseline and move down the field, don&#039;t leave any divots please, and watch out for horse poop.&quot;
The man is a genius, leading a team of similarly tone-deaf genii.
Jaysus, more hysteria from WND. OTOH, welcome back!!!