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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

Why in the world would Pres. Obama want to stay on after Jan. 20th 2017? I think we should all count ourselves lucky that he hasn't yet told "Real America" to take their White House and shove it up their ungrateful racist asses and gone off to live on a quiet island somewhere. (Or that Michelle hasn't done that for him.) I honestly would not have blamed him if he had. I am to the point where I can't even laugh at the crazy wingnut theories on Obama because I'm so sick and tired and disgusted by them, so I can't imagine how much more sick and tired of them the Obama family must be.

wavicles's avatar

I wanna hear him deny it.

Josh Di Donato's avatar

Yeah, the Republican Congress has super duper been under his thumb. They just do whatever he tells them! There has consistently been not even a trace of resistance to the horrible, awful Obamacare. They have instantly confirmed all his appointees and nominees without so much as a peep! I could go on!

Tosca's avatar

"The polls show Obama...remains popular with a majority of the American public — especially the low-information voter"

"Low-information" voters like Obama. "Low-information" voters...like...Obama.......

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DRUGS IS THIS MAN TAKING BECAUSE I WANT TO SHARE!

sadboy's avatar

All I can say is, don't ever keep this guy waiting long at the pharmacy to get his meds. Tinfoil hats and raincoats with garter socks get to the front of the line every time, no questions asked.

tehbaddr's avatar

It's a feature, not a bug.

Rickyphoo's avatar

"... so finally those Chinese troops can come out of the tunnels, where things are surely very cramped by now."

Not to mention the slit trenches. They have got to be so full by now that there is enough trapped methane gas that one spark could blow a hole in Texas the size of... well, Texas.

Ray in VT's avatar

But, but, but the Injustice Department will engineer some supposed crimes that he committed, at least if Hillary and Bill don't take him out first. /s

Dave B.'s avatar

Although I may have that backwards.

Zyxomma's avatar

So ... who's more delusional? Farah (sounds Muslin) or the MRA idiot cartoonist?

Zyxomma's avatar

"When they go lower, we go higher." ~Michelle Obama

Zyxomma's avatar

When I was in Rio (1984) I fell hard for Djavan. I'd ask my host, "Who's that on the radio?" and he'd reply, "The artist is so-and-so but Djavan wrote the song." I came back with an armload of his albums.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

nanoot's avatar

Now *that's* something the second amendment people could take care of for us!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Quantum Candyland Non-Euclidean Chutes And Ladders.