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Fartknocker's avatar

Combined with Rotel Tomatoes we say "Velvetta La Revolucion!"

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Or during WWII, Hitler could have won. OMG! Global warming deniers are helping Hitler!!1! <i>(yep, i went Godwin)</i>

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The Quirk's avatar

How does a vagina see, anyway? Vag-vision?

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The Quirk's avatar

Some of us WORK for that guy, who ThankOdin is not related.

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The Quirk's avatar

Can we all compromise on <i>Schmuck</i>?

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The Quirk's avatar

But Kupelian sounds like a brave warrior for the Empire of Humanity.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hey now, tabletop warriors are MUCH more reality-centered than this Kupelian guy!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

From somewhere lower down, I think.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Pardon me, but does anyone else think leaving our takeover till his second term was a teeny, itty-bitty bit less like eleventy-dimension chess and more like "I got this, bitches," than one is quite comfortable with? I mean, had the Other Side fielded a better team . . . Oh. Never mind. Carry on, dear leader.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Steve Zahn was in "Sahara"...the actual Sahara is in Africa...Obama's from Africa! Oh my God, it was right in front of us the whole time...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Might as well grab one. These nutjobs aren't going anywhere for a while.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>How about we keep moving forward on our plan to lie about global warming?</i>

It rained here in Hartford Connecticut on Saturday. <b>In January!</b> Global warming proven. Case closed.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>That terrible event would constitute the perfect answer to all Obama’s problems, the fulfillment of the left’s fondest dreams.</i>

Sounds like something taken right from the Cheney playbook.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

<i>Hmmm</i>. Guess we're gonna need to be a lot better about the security at our seekrit cabalish conspiratorial get-togethers. Personally, I'd be happier if someone just brought donuts once in a while (<i>mmm</i>, maple crullers).

Wait, what were we talking about again? And are we supposed to be taking notes?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Bamz has already started feminizing and homosexicanizing the military.</i>

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Nobummer was in the <i>Village People</i>?!!eleven!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

First off, I totes missed the memo re the seekret meeting, so I'm out-of-the-loop on our latest diabolical plan.

Second, what is our motivation for all this sneaky destruction? Yeah, probably covered in the meeting, but like I said, I missed it. I mean, even Bond villains have monetary or world-domination goals, but I'm foggy as to what we personally gain out of our evil Agenda 21 plans.

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