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Revenant's avatar

wake me for the swimsuit competition, I could use a laugh.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Or an emetic.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Why do all these crusty old bastards live to be like a thousand fucking years old? That’s enough from newt Gingrich already.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Gingrich, as always, should go fuck himself, with or without votes.

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Aileen's avatar

It would have been classy of Newt to acknowledge that the only woman Speaker ever, Nancy Pelosi, was incredibly effective at her job. Zero chance these embarrassing shenanigans would transpire under her watch.

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Flashman's avatar

OTOH, it his true that Lauren Boebert has, in the recent past, given men a hand.

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Zap's avatar

Desiccated sack of pus has an opinion!

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Greene et al are just in it for shits and giggles and the publicity and grievances, whereas Elise thinks she’s a real Congress critter instead of a diversity prop for the MAGA boys club.

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DemoCat's avatar

Newt knows those rowdy boys really need a mom to get them in line, or give them time-outs for being naughty. Their party is fractured. They have a few old timers who are terrible in a classic conservative way, but who want to push their weird capitalist policies and will give Dems a few trinkets to get it done. They have a large group of truly terrible people who are willing to kiss Trump’s toes to keep their DC gig, and then they have the far-righties who are not legislators, just culture war generation Q. They don’t like each other, and they don’t trust each other’s level of cruelty. It’s either too much or not enough.

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willi0000000's avatar

it's not tfg's toes they kiss.

[ cheeky remark, i know ]

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Debra Dassow's avatar

That photo of Gingrich might have been taken when his current wife, was his staffer, and used to service him under his desk. Where is that paper clip???

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Did his head get less round? He looks like someone is pulling a glob of taffy.

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Revenant's avatar

it used to resemble a balloon with a dead, desiccated plant on top and a mean face drawn on with a magic marker.

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1st light's avatar

Van Duyne is my rep, and I would not want her as speaker. On second thought, I don't know of anyone better over there.

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willi0000000's avatar

better is not a word to apply to any current (and most past) republican congresscritters.

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HarryEagar's avatar

Whaddabout Cathy McMorris Rodgers? She used to be whip, I think. She's Bachmann-ignorant (Pensacola Bible College).

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Is she still in Congress? Haven't heard anything about her in a while.

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HarryEagar's avatar

She is. 5th District of Washington

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Amanda Mitchell's avatar

Someone give Newt his pudding & pills - then send him back to bed.

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Boojum's avatar

What is shocking is that only eight out of nine of them are white.

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willi0000000's avatar

nah, the real shock is that one isn't!

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

I know! Let's ask Newt Gingrich how to solve this.

He's sure to give us primo advice based on his past record of success.

Uh, so the answer is what?

Put some random broad who we all hate, though not as much as her current constiuents, in charge and give her no power?

Great idea, Newt! Deserving of attention.

Pull yer finger. Sure, interview coming up, MSM.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Speaker Liz Cheney. If Assmouth could be Speaker then she can. And while she’s still loathsome, she’s at least loathsome with integrity.

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1st light's avatar

I think she used up all her 2023 integrity while on the Jan 6 committee. Maybe in January 2024 when it starts over.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

I like a Speaker without loathsome.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

We’d all like that. We ain’t getting it. I’ll take the slightest modicum of integrity over whatever the fuck the rest of the GOP is snorting.

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Revenant's avatar

I'd like the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and eggs, please, but with a little less Spam.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Well there's the Spam and Eggs and Bacon and Spam, that's only got a little bit of Spam in it.

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Revenant's avatar

after writing my post I realized that I had conflated the Spam sketch with the Dead Bishop on the Landing sketch "K: What's for afters?

M: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.

K: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?

M: Well, it's got *some* rat in it.

K: 'Ow much?

M: Three. Rather a lot, really.

K: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

🎶Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam!🎶

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