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eddi-SABH's avatar

For a long time as a kid, I wanted a cheetah as a pet.

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vorpal's avatar

I never play poker with the penguins at the zoo...

... too many cheetahs

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Menotsure's avatar

Cheetahs like to run and feed

With spotted bodies sleek

They hunt on the savannas.

And do so with great speed

Penguins cannot fly, but swim

In search of krill to eat

Propelled through chilly waters

By orange flappy feet

The glass that separates them

Keeps their worlds apart

And turns potential mayhem

Into Martini's giffy art.

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Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

Bravo! Outstanding!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

👏👏👏😍

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Menotsure's avatar

👍

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Ipso's avatar

I once got to meet an ambassador cheetah, and his emotional support dog. The cheetahs need them, and it’s adorable.🥰

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

What kind of dog was it? Beyond, of course, a good one.

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Ipso's avatar

It was a big shepherd type dog called a Kangal.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh, was it Remus? I understand he’s mixed-breed, but he looks very old-school shepherd to me.

https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/zola-and-lulu

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Ipso's avatar

This was at the Indianapolis zoo! It was years ago now, I’m not even sure they have their ambassador cheetah program anymore.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Juliette Greco in the penguin tank! Juliette Greco in the penguin tank! Au secours!"

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

I like those little sushi conveyers too.

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30 characters max's avatar

Seems she is checking out the menu!

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Sushi!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I'm imagining that penguin rolling into the bar, after a long shift at the zoo, "Yeah! They brought the damn cheetah to the tank again..."

Penguins might not be on board, but the world cries out for amphibious cheetahs!

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Not necessarily. “Yeah I got chased by a cheetah today, and once again, I prevailed. Prey 1, predator 0.”

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JCfromNC's avatar

Quality enrichment time for the cheetah!

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I love to see the animals just come alive in these activities!

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Schmannity's avatar

"I put my pet Charlie Cheetah on a leash and we went to the aquarium to stalk penguins, or the acid just hit."

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The Wanderer's avatar

"We can't stop here! This is penguin country!"

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Cheetah looks a little frustrated.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh, maybe, I read it as being fascinated. In any event, she’s getting a bit of stimulation. Just like they say to play with your own cats at home every day for mental stimulation, zoo kitties need that too.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Too many people take on an animal for a pet without realizing pets need to have something to do or they start developing bizarre and/or destructive behaviors. Border Collies, for example, need a full time job with overtime or they will drive you crazy.

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Gary Arbuckle's avatar

We have a border collie mix puppy now and he is often pissed off at me for not understanding him. He puts his paws on my knees when I'm sitting down and looks me in the eye and says all sorts of things in dog language, and I don't get it, and he is severely disappointed. A couple of times, he's even flattened himself against the floor and made catlike noises at me, probably figuring that maybe I speak Cat, since I don't seem to understand Dog. (He's friends with our cat.)

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Other knitters have told me that border collies are the gateway to acquiring a flock of sheep. I have also heard that they will herd small children, which can be very useful at schools, daycares and the like.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

So true! Take your retriever-adjacent doggo with you to the mailbox and let them carry some or all of it back inside. In just a couple of days, they will be positively strutting with pride at their job well done. They also love knowing they're part of a daily routine and will eagerly anticipate the daily task.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Good point.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

my first thought.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Spot on, cheety!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Is Birb or Fishies? Whateva! It looks tasties!

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The Wanderer's avatar

You think the penguin knew the cheetah was trying to get him, and decided to troll the kitty?

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

"Stupid cat isn't multi-environmental."

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

The adopted Ethiopian son of Good Christian and former Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin, last seen being rescued by Paris Hilton from the abusive shithole in which his parents had abandoned him in Jamaica, speaks. These fucking people man.

I can just HEAR Zandar (of Zandar vs the Stupid) laughing in horror from being the grave

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Not just the GSA, but state and even private agencies will be losing millions in rent income. BTW. The list apparently got pulled. "Non-core property list (Coming soon)" - GSA site

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Trump during SOTU last night

“The automakers are opening new plants, they love the tariffs”

THE NEXT DAY

President Trump decided to delay a portion of the 25% tariffs he recently imposed on Canada and Mexico for one month at the request of automakers.

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Ann in Lexington's avatar

Just so you know, taxes on exports are expressly prohibited by the constitution. See: Article I, Section 9, Clause 5: No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State. If the Supreme Court has any power at all then Trump cannot use tariffs on exported products to threaten farmers.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Like that will stop him? His greed is completely out of control.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I live near the Volpe National Transportation Systems Center in Kendall Square (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_A._Volpe_National_Transportation_Systems_Center, which is quite outdated, and https://www.volpe.dot.gov/). It was our consolation prize for NASA's move to Texas. They did a deal with MIT (well, with MIT's endowment more or less) to get a new building in return for selling MIT the rest of their land (around 14 acres) to develop. The building was finished and they moved in a little over a year ago.

This particular organization pays for itself because it does cutting-edge research that it sells to other government agencies and the private sector. Nonetheless, it is rumored that the GSA is going to put this new, purpose-built building on the market at a time when vacancy rates, even in our area, are climbing.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When you said a guy tried to Fargo himself, I immediately thought he tried to feed himself into a wood chipper.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

You are not the only one

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

PAY to meet the president? Well, SOP for this one, really. He's always been for sale.

They would have to pay ME to meet with him - but even Skum doesn't have that much money.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

OK, out of idle curiosity trying to track down the source of this "5 hour" comment. Closest explanation found so far is from the Daily Mail below:

"Trump added: 'If you really want to see numbers, just take a look at what happened in the women's boxing, weightlifting, track and field, swimming or cycling, where a male recently finished a long-distance race five hours and 14 minutes ahead of a woman, for a new record. 'Broke the record by five hours. It is demeaning for women, it is very bad for our country and we are not going to put up with it any longer.'

It wasn't immediately clear what race Trump was referring to, or if he misspoke when he said a trans athlete won a race by five hours. But in 2023, trans cyclist Austin Killips won a race in North Carolina by five minutes."

Anypony have any better insight?

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Cute Boots RocketCat's avatar

No such thing as police misconduct, and how rude and unpatriotic of you to suggest such a thing!

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lordpnut's avatar

"I knew Miss Conduct, and you, officer, are no Miss Conduct."

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biff murphy's avatar

I knew a Miss Manners

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Queroloustwo's avatar

while wrapping it in the language of freedom as a shield to fool the ̶g̶u̶l̶l̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶z̶y̶.̶ deplorables.

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Queroloustwo's avatar

. . . while wrapping it in the language of freedom as a shield to fool the ̶g̶u̶l̶l̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶z̶y̶ deplorables.

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GiggleSnort's avatar

"A goat statue with a golden schlong (as well as golden hooves and horns), wearing a red MAGA hat, and covered with fake hundred-dollar bills emblazoned with Trump's face and the words 'In Trump We Trust,' sold recently at Mar-a-Lago fundraiser" (https://boingboing.net/2025/03/05/goat-statue-covered-with-fake-trump-money-and-adorned-with-a-gold-penis-sells-for-300000-at-mar-a-lago-fundraiser.html). Ok, I could totally see this as some kind of artistic statement satirizing MAGA and the cult of Trump, but I am pretty sure the attendees at this little confab saw it as a tribute of some kind.

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biff murphy's avatar

They are now kneeling and praying to it...

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John_atx's avatar

Damn. US House Representative Sylvester Turner died. He was a long time member of the Texas Legislature and was a two term mayor of Houston. He was elected to the US House to fill the vacancy left by the death of fellow Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

"Is Trump going to fuck with all the economic data?"

Assuming we still have Social Security, we can all kiss our COLA goodbye because no way are they going to admit to ANY inflation. Watch for them to try to reduce benefits because of some bullshite like "negative" inflation.

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Randy Bender's avatar

Everything coming from $hitler's regime will be a firehose of lies--the Dow just hit 100,000!!!

4 alarm fire in downtown Dallas makes way for glorious new AI factory!!!

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Let me sum up's avatar

Ugh. I hadn't quite gotten that far yet w my cynicism.

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