Are you confused about how last night's Republican debate "will play" with the voters of Arizona and Michigan? Or what about politics in general: Are you confused about what politics is? Your Wonkette had no idea about any of these things -- all these years we've just been liveblogging SportsCenter for each post -- until we read
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Wolf? Why does the GOP want to lower taxes for the wealthy
-They're douchebags
Wolf? Why does the GOP hate the poor?
They're douchebags
Wolf? What about the browns?
Douchebag again.
What about the...
-Douchebag
He should change his name back to Wolfgang Blitzkrieg.