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marxalot's avatar

don’t provoke mustelids

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Sandy Hook was the end of the gun debate in the USA.

There is no more gun debate.

Change my mind.....

Wookiee Monster's avatar

James Bowman’s blood and soil nonsense where he demands anyone who isn’t a white Christian male needs to shut up and just thank white Christian males for deigning to allow them to live here is one of his least endearing qualities. And he has no endearing qualities.

I’d ask what Usha thinks of it but I don’t think she’s allowed to have her own opinions anymore.

gallbladder's avatar

Well, on the upside...

Oh, who am I kidding?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The only upside is he will be out of office in two years and the odds of him ever becoming president diminish with each time he opens his mouth.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Your forgot to call him a sack of butt hair.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

If the impressionists had been dentists - by Woody Allen

https://queen-evie.livejournal.com/157386.html

here's a taste

Dear Theo

Will life never treat me decently? I am wracked by despair! My head is pounding. Mrs Sol Schwimmer is suing me because I made her bridge as I felt it and not to fit her ridiculous mouth. That's right! I can't work to order like a common tradesman. I decided her bridge should be enormous and billowing and wild, explosive teeth flaring up in every direction like fire! Now she is upset becuase it won't fit in her mouth! She is so bourgeois and stupid, I want to smash her. I tried forcing the false plate in but it sticks out like a star burst chandelier. Still, I find it beautiful. She claims she can't chew! What do I care whether she can chew or not! Theo, I can't go on like this much longer! I asked Cezanne if he would share an office with me but he is old and infirm and unable to hold the instruments and they must be tied to his wrists but then he lacks accuracy and once inside a mouth, he knocks out more teeth than he saves. What to do?

Vincent

SkeptiKC's avatar

This song ALWAYS leaves me emotionally overwhelmed. It is SUCH a moving piece of music.

Thank ye kindly, Blessed Reverend.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That is indeed an accurate assessment.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Bought a bottle of sparkling wine Brut made in mexico

May it be soon!

"M"'s avatar

Jamelle Bouie always says it better than me

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SsBN2rDjsM

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

"Katie, what are your qualifications?"

"I represent myself as a lawyer, I'm really into conspiracy theories and, like, oh my god! Watch me flip my hair!"

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

1/2 Scaramuchi, apparently?

josephebacon's avatar

Our City Controller actually does his job!

LA28 has been served.

LA taxpayers DESERVE to be protected from unlimited financial liability if the LA Olympics goes over budget.

My office served LA28 with a subpoena for financial records and information to ensure that the City leaders and public know LA28's finances!

https://bsky.app/profile/controller.lacity.gov/post/3mxzdsbf3ac24

josephebacon's avatar

Markwayne Mullin reveals that the Trump admin is trying to build a RICO case against Ilhan Omar: "There was conspiracy to deceive the American govt, and therefore everything else that came in with it could then be looked at as the same case ... the statute of limitations on things, they don't apply"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mxzbjnj3rk23

Who else remembers the headline in the Los Angeles Times that said "MANSON GUILTY NIXON SAYS" which almost led to a mistrial...

SkeptiKC's avatar

I remember that very well.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I don't remember it, but I certainly am not surprised.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

This has as much legal gravitas as Janine Pirro trying to charge David Hearn for destroying the Reflecting Pool when they had been told by the contractor of the deficiencies weeks beforehand.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

We have a mushbrain for president.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I've seen all sorts of vintage criticism of presidents past, but it seems like all those commentators would be looking on in a sort of horror at this timeline. Close to a third would also utter something along the lines of not being all that surprised.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

I hope these assholes are all thrown in jail but they probably won’t be because we all need to get along and listen to each other. Nobody talked to Mussolini.

Mahousu's avatar

This "case" looks like it's going to miss going far enough for even a chance of a mistrial.

Nae Kings!'s avatar

“Donald Trump has never had a thought that he wouldn’t express like a Pekinese’s anal gland.”

Perfect, no notes!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. We got our canvassing materials today for door knocking on Sunday in the nearest town. Tomorrow, of course, we attend No Kings in the nearest city of any size. Check your registration. Vote, early and in person if possible. If for some reason you're not listed when you go, DEMAND a provisional ballot. If you have a mail ballot, take it to a dropbox in a secure location. Do not trust USPS with your precious ballot, unless you're voting from abroad. When we vote, we WIN!!

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Yeah, it’s very sad that I made a conscious decision to hand deliver my ballot instead of putting it in the mail. This is what we’ve come to.

NewLarry's avatar

I felt the same way putting mine in the drop-box at the BoE.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The first weekend in-person voting in my district is on Sunday so a voting we will go.

josephebacon's avatar

Meanwhile...Scott Jennings is sitting on a toilet at CNN praying to the Big G...Please pick me, Jesus Trump! Please pick me!!!!"

Free beach's avatar

He needs Kristi’s husbands boobs.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I don’t know, how’s his ass? How about his hands? It seems trump is an ass guy when it comes to men.