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Runfastandwin's avatar

The Southern Mountain Cavy

lives underground

with her friends

all around

Miss Grundy's avatar

Los cuis chicos son muy lindos!!!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Excellent product. I've tried other hand-warmers but these are the best. Be advised, however, that they do squirm about quite a bit in your pockets. But they are so soft! AAAA++++"

eo's avatar

OTOH, the Duke is fond of kittens ....

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I believe that's the Cavy Praetorian Guard, in tactical training to elude their (extremely mean-looking) foe, the greater grison https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_grison#/media/File:Greater_grison.jpg

Pere Ubu's avatar

He doesn't look so great. In fact, they say he's "least concern"!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Still, I wouldn't want to be his or her prey – that head is built to strike like a snake.

S. E. B.'s avatar

Do they have smoked salmon with those caperbushes?

Michael's avatar

They can climb trees?! Amazing cuties!

Menotsure's avatar

I think it funny that the smallest ones force their way to the front.

Hey! Look a' me!

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Cute vegetarian fluff balls. What's not to like?

marxalot's avatar

to put it in rabbit terms: my heart has joined the thousand, one of my friends stopped running todat

The Wanderer's avatar

Cute little critters.

kmblue187's avatar

Crowd of baby cavies who look like baby bunnies.

tehbaddr's avatar

Guinea Buns!

eppe's avatar

You can just call me Cuis Chico from now on.

Lund-O-Matic's avatar

El Chico was my nickname as a child. You’re welcome.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They can climb? They can can climb right into my heart, the little cuties. Do…do people eat them like they do Guinea Pigs?

Shocktreatment's avatar

Tough morning, a teeming passel of cuis chicos helps, thanks--

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-emailed-with-jeffrey-epstein-to-plan-island-visits-in-2012-and-2014-2000716075 🤔

Pedocon does what? Did what? Will do what? 😂🤣😂🤣

Really love this pic of the Evil Rancid Adolescent Genius... "Duuuuuude, I'm so trippin'."

Emil Muz's avatar

My condolences for Woman in the Persistence. She was good people.

乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

I can host a wink zoom.com as needed for those whom need to talk.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Niall Ferguson is a twatwaffle. Always has been.

I said what I said.

Mara's avatar
Jan 29Edited

I just came to Wonkette on Substack and found that the annual subscription I thought I'd made a week or two ago was still sitting there thinking about itself. I think I put it through, and also too, signed up for Rebecca's subscriber chat because I just can't get enough of our Domineditrix. I wish I could make that ring tone for her. Someone, please do it! Maybe she'll share and then that's how we can all know each other in sad, quiet bars, coffee shops, on the subway 'n' stuff.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.theroot.com/internet-unveils-the-i-real-i-reason-nicki-minaj-sud-2000086876

Internet Unveils the Real Reason Nicki Minaj Suddenly Turned MAGA

🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Houses on both sides of me got sold last year and are now rentals. On one side is a highway patrol officer. On the other, Hispanic immigrants.

Guess which ones I have more in common with, aside from skin tone?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It really is true that time goes faster as you get older. Just yesterday, it was '33 brownshirts. I get up today, and it's already '36 Olympics.

Alternative Dog's avatar

I decided to use Schumer's rebuke as part of my voicemail greeting:

𝘒𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪 𝘕𝘰𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘴. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦.

Dee Nelson's avatar

Yyyyyeah, I don't know how true this is: "Trump has now lost “men” and “white people,” according to Yougov/Economist."

Has he, really? When elections happen again, I bet 90+% of MAGA men and white people will vote for the Republican. The other 10% *might* decide to protest vote or not vote at all, if we're *lucky*. It might be enough to push the House and *maybe* the Senate in the Dem direction. Might be. Maybe. It's certainly not enough to ease up on getting in the streets and volunteering to help Dems get elected. Not even close.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Assmonkey. That is the word I use for one of the most difficult employees I have ever had. He is an assmonkey, no doubt about it.

in short, fuck that guy, he makes my life difficult for no reason other than because he can, and he derives a sick pleasure from it.

Pere Ubu's avatar

CUTE ANIMALS REPORT:

Last night I said hello to one of the local rabbits, and invited them in. Said the cat would be very glad to meet them. I think that's where my sales pitch failed.

Wayne Michael is interrupting me as I type this to jump up on my stomach and drop off his little foil crinkle ball, which he fetches for me along with his purple pipecleaner and his orange mousie. He gets very insistent on this game, and deploys claws if I fail to cooperate.

Sallyfemina's avatar

My late tortie ADORED crinkle balls that were fluffy with foil bits. She'd carry one around the house and sing, fetching them if thrown. Sometimes she wouldn't get quite the right bite on it so she'd sit down and use a front paw to shove it in place.

Please toss the ball on my behalf for Wayne Michael.

Pere Ubu's avatar

"If the Minnesota resistance has an overarching ideology, you could call it “neighborism”—a commitment to protecting the people around you, no matter who they are or where they came from."

This is also known as part of "mutual aid", a phrase I think we're all going to have to be familiar with now.

(he said as an introvert)

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Nice time, antique-auction-surprise division: https://archive.ph/gt4HY