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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Hurr hurr why ya wearin trucknuts on yore hot bodddah, sweetcheex?!"

"Not trucknuts, but hey, come closer. I'll let you in on a secret."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yeah, if you're not careful yogurt their feelings.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I really don't see why everyone's throwing such a feta bout it.

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PubOption's avatar

From what I understand of Laura Ashley and H&M clothes, the Laura Ashley dress will last a lot longer on the battlefield.

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bobbert's avatar

Adding insult to injury, shypixel turns out to be a nice guy.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

And the statement they make! "HEY, sexy - help me peel this damn thing off! I need to pee like you won't believe!"

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>Some of us just moved to Montana, FOR A MAN.</i>

Mercy! Is Montana ready for that? (I assume we're talking about Dok, or Gary, or Sparkle).

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bobbert's avatar

A phase with some staying power, that.

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bobbert's avatar

Female IDF.

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bobbert's avatar

Lemme tell you about walking into the SF Drinky Thing, getting a smooch and then "Oh, and here's my boyfriend; we're on day 23 of our first date". I tell ya.

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Shypixel's avatar

Paid?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Expanding the Wonkette Empire by adding dental floss production.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

While perhaps not as versatile as the Iron Man's suit, it could still come in handy in certain situations. For instance, it would enable you to amaze your friends by providing a way to do no-hands push-ups using this one weird trick.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ricotta get out of this place if it's the last thing we ever do.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

We're having havarti Everybody's singin' Listenin' to the music On the radio...

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Shypixel's avatar

I said the same thing...

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