Sometimes, here at Wonkette, we accidentally kill feminism. For instance! Some of us just moved to Montana, FOR A MAN. (Shaking my damn head.) And once we made fun of babyfeminists, because they were Hitler. And apparently Wonket has PLUMB ADMITTED that sometimes sexness can include variations of no-means-yes WITH A PARTNER YOU ALREADY KNOW IS WILLING because of how you are partners and have already talked about it, sexy-like, WITH WORDS.
Lemme tell you about walking into the SF Drinky Thing, getting a smooch and then "Oh, and here's my boyfriend; we're on day 23 of our first date". I tell ya.
While perhaps not as versatile as the Iron Man's suit, it could still come in handy in certain situations. For instance, it would enable you to amaze your friends by providing a way to do no-hands push-ups using this one weird trick.
"Hurr hurr why ya wearin trucknuts on yore hot bodddah, sweetcheex?!"
"Not trucknuts, but hey, come closer. I'll let you in on a secret."
Yeah, if you're not careful yogurt their feelings.
I really don't see why everyone's throwing such a feta bout it.
From what I understand of Laura Ashley and H&M clothes, the Laura Ashley dress will last a lot longer on the battlefield.
Adding insult to injury, shypixel turns out to be a nice guy.
And the statement they make! "HEY, sexy - help me peel this damn thing off! I need to pee like you won't believe!"
<i>Some of us just moved to Montana, FOR A MAN.</i>
Mercy! Is Montana ready for that? (I assume we&#039;re talking about Dok, or Gary, or Sparkle).
A phase with some staying power, that.
Female IDF.
Lemme tell you about walking into the SF Drinky Thing, getting a smooch and then &quot;Oh, and here&#039;s my boyfriend; we&#039;re on day 23 of our first date&quot;. I tell ya.
Paid?
Expanding the Wonkette Empire by adding dental floss production.
While perhaps not as versatile as the Iron Man&#039;s suit, it could still come in handy in certain situations. For instance, it would enable you to amaze your friends by providing a way to do no-hands push-ups using this one weird trick.
Ricotta get out of this place if it&#039;s the last thing we ever do.
We&#039;re having havarti Everybody&#039;s singin&#039; Listenin&#039; to the music On the radio...
I said the same thing...