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Vienna Woods's avatar

Just make sure it ties the room together.

Lefty Mark's avatar

More like a rental agent.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, it <i>is</i> on the Hose and Garter TV channel.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Some owners will want Petey to leave a deposit.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Damn if I would have known that I would have traded the mansion for a micro home afore I got divorced

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Is this why I keep running into my gynecologist at Home Depot?

bobbert's avatar

Possibly TWO sheds.

bobbert's avatar

This is the first time in decades I have thought it might be cool to sculpt.

bobbert's avatar

Just because I haven't seen it in the nonexistent comments (of course):

Penis. Penis. Penis.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I want to join the 1% so I can afford a second home.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nothing warms up a home like a good caulking.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"negative media attention" = the media noticed

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As for Driscoll, he's a thieving megalomaniac of the first order: <a href="http://www.pajamapages.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.pajamapages.com/how-mark-driscoll-pock...">http://www.pajamapages.com/...

You can never really shut these fuckers down, because their brain-dead followers never stop sending in the cash.

The Quirk's avatar

Does Petey do any tricks besides playing dead?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well the gay guy DOES get thrown through the window ...