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Just make sure it ties the room together.

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More like a rental agent.

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Well, it <i>is</i> on the Hose and Garter TV channel.

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Some owners will want Petey to leave a deposit.

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Damn if I would have known that I would have traded the mansion for a micro home afore I got divorced

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Is this why I keep running into my gynecologist at Home Depot?

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Possibly TWO sheds.

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This is the first time in decades I have thought it might be cool to sculpt.

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Just because I haven't seen it in the nonexistent comments (of course):

Penis. Penis. Penis.

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I want to join the 1% so I can afford a second home.

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Excellent idea . . . and legal in Nevada.

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Nothing warms up a home like a good caulking.

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"negative media attention" = the media noticed

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As for Driscoll, he's a thieving megalomaniac of the first order: <a href="http://www.pajamapages.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.pajamapages.com/how-mark-driscoll-pock...">http://www.pajamapages.com/...

You can never really shut these fuckers down, because their brain-dead followers never stop sending in the cash.

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Does Petey do any tricks besides playing dead?

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Well the gay guy DOES get thrown through the window ...

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