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Shypixel's avatar

I don't feel as dirty as I thought I would...

I think I know why, the link I was posting had the number 4 followed by the word chan in it, which probably kicked off an auto-filter.

Mind you, I wasn't linking to that cesspool, merely a blog article about a meme, which Young Ben's screed brought to mind.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I loved that documentary.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Covered in Jif peanut butter, but totally missing a J curve up front.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh thank you! This entry in "A People's History of Retching" is always welcome!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ooh, I really like this idea! That these weird walking, talking clumps of revulsion wouldn't survive generationally, without the The Church giving their spunk some kind of assist.

"If religion had never invented rules about sex, Ben Shapiro's ancestors would not even exist."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Without an (R) next to their names, Ben can't even tell they are women.

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Shypixel's avatar

You don't get enough Palin here?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Is it possible to detect when Ben Shapiro has a boner, or is it too small to tell?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Or maybe he's a bad boy committing grand theft auto and arson but somehow getting away with it, perhaps by blaming his brother? Hey, it almost writes itself...

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

You know nothing, Ben Shapiro.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You go to the home of Katherine Lopez to find out who's hot?

I'm sending some nice men over to meet you, they'll be your friends, you'll know them by their coats, which will be white.

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SullivanSt's avatar

"You're finished already? I didn't even know we'd started!"

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PubOption's avatar

I thought that Paula Broadwell might be on the list.

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bobbert's avatar

Was it good for you?

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Shypixel's avatar

Whoah....

I think I just got moderated....

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