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Marlon Rando  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Thanks! Visit Yellville AR sometime, where this was supposed to have occurred. Very pretty through there.

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Marlon Rando  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Only when he is elevated to Splooge King.

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Michael Klozotsky's avatar

Zero excuse for sexual assault. Ever.

In addition: Slama is a garbage monster made of snakes. It's not the buts that getcha, it's the ands. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Either should work well

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Second prize is two kegs of PBR.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Interesting Ginni (Mrs. Justice Clarence) Thomas connection:

Hal Daub, the Republican former mayor of Omaha, claimed that Herbster did nothing wrong with regard to Slama, because "She was trying to attract Herbster's attention because she was trying to get reelected in her own right"

This is from Ginni (Lamp) Thomas's Wikipedia:

She received a Bachelor of Arts in political science and business communication from Creighton University (1979) and a Juris Doctor from Creighton University School of Law (1983), after a hiatus working as a legislative aide for Representative Hal Daub.

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blackspeak's avatar

Groping and sexual assault is a right of passage for any republican running for office, in the wake of iiTrump's open admission of sexually abusing women...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Ginni knows all the worst people.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I would watch the hell out of that video.

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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

β€œIn all the years I’ve been grabbin asses and kissing, not ask, just kiss, pretty girls, I’ve never had my integrity challenged like this. I’ve always gotten away with it.”

Why in all that is holy must we suffer these toxic sociopaths?

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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

I love how this Daub pos is doing the typical horrible-man playbook by questioning a victim’s credibility, when several other people saw and confirmed it. The point is, it’s madness to try to enlighten people like this. They simply refuse to accept any reality that threatens their freedom to be toxic, sexist assholes.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Slightly off topic: I hate that thumbs up thing tfg does, (with his weirdly bent digit), makes me wish I could grab it and snap it off... with votes, of course.

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Old flintlock's avatar

I have found a good rule of thumb. Anytime you see a man with a cowboy hat (especially while wearing a suit) who is not riding a horse, putting up a fence or nutting cattle, chances are good he is a tool.

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Old flintlock's avatar

I have noticed here in rural Fla they are getting scarce. I admit, I avoid The Villages so I cannot speak for those idiots.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

"who will likely soon find out just how very seriously men in her party take these kinds of offenses towards women"

(chef's kiss)

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Marlon Rando  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Ah honey, let me get you a Coca-Cola and call your daddy for you.

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