Nostalgic for the days of Carrie Nation? Want to protect hearth and home from the Sorrows of Drink, or weed, or the Pokémans addiction? Then you may want to get yourself signed up for the Women's Christian Temperance Union, which is still somehow a going concern 80 years after the
They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and able They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a buck They'll stone you and then they'll say, "Good luck!"
Now the rainman gave me two cures And then he said, "Jump right in" The one was Texas medicine The other was just railroad gin And like a fool I mixed them And it strangled up my mind And now people just get uglier And I have no sense of time
And at least around here, they end up on them again when they lose their licenses. When you see a man of a certain age on a bike in town, you know why he's riding it, and it isn't for the good of his health.
This is Portland, Maine, which actually surprised me a little.
Now why on Earth would anyone want to outlaw dogging?
For a second there I thought they were talking about dogging. I'm glad that's still OK.
They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and able They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a buck They'll stone you and then they'll say, "Good luck!"
Now the rainman gave me two cures And then he said, "Jump right in" The one was Texas medicine The other was just railroad gin And like a fool I mixed them And it strangled up my mind And now people just get uglier And I have no sense of time
And at least around here, they end up on them again when they lose their licenses. When you see a man of a certain age on a bike in town, you know why he's riding it, and it isn't for the good of his health.
The writing of doggerel?
Yale, also too
<i>Willie</i> Nelson Mandela?
Tiggery-Toboggery?
in TJ all you need is a donkey
Don&#039;t it always seem to go That you don&#039;t know what you&#039;ve got til its gone They paved paradise And put up a urinal
if not, it should be
I don&#039;t know, Dewey. I&#039;m cut in half pretty bad.
and some really bad decision making at last call
Calvinism?