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bobbert's avatar

This is Portland, Maine, which actually surprised me a little.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Now why on Earth would anyone want to outlaw dogging?

Lefty Mark's avatar

For a second there I thought they were talking about dogging. I'm glad that's still OK.

Lefty Mark's avatar

They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and able They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a buck They'll stone you and then they'll say, "Good luck!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Now the rainman gave me two cures And then he said, "Jump right in" The one was Texas medicine The other was just railroad gin And like a fool I mixed them And it strangled up my mind And now people just get uglier And I have no sense of time

Vienna Woods's avatar

And at least around here, they end up on them again when they lose their licenses. When you see a man of a certain age on a bike in town, you know why he's riding it, and it isn't for the good of his health.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The writing of doggerel?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Willie</i> Nelson Mandela?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in TJ all you need is a donkey

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got til its gone They paved paradise And put up a urinal

Spurning Beer's avatar

I don't know, Dewey. I'm cut in half pretty bad.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and some really bad decision making at last call