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bobbert's avatar

This is Portland, Maine, which actually surprised me a little.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Now why on Earth would anyone want to outlaw dogging?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

For a second there I thought they were talking about dogging. I'm glad that's still OK.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and able They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a buck They'll stone you and then they'll say, "Good luck!"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Now the rainman gave me two cures And then he said, "Jump right in" The one was Texas medicine The other was just railroad gin And like a fool I mixed them And it strangled up my mind And now people just get uglier And I have no sense of time

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And at least around here, they end up on them again when they lose their licenses. When you see a man of a certain age on a bike in town, you know why he's riding it, and it isn't for the good of his health.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The writing of doggerel?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Yale, also too

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Willie</i> Nelson Mandela?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Tiggery-Toboggery?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in TJ all you need is a donkey

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got til its gone They paved paradise And put up a urinal

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if not, it should be

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I don't know, Dewey. I'm cut in half pretty bad.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and some really bad decision making at last call

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Calvinism?

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