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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seeing that I'm out of town the date that you're scheduled to be in Minneapolis I'm hoping that you get behind schedule. Nothing serious, maybe a flat tire or two or a GPS that gets the hemispheres mixed up. Take your time. Life is short blah blah blah.

Lot_49's avatar

Wm Burroughs, too. Naked lunches for all!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dok, you do realize that every time you mention the stupidest man on the Internet it inspires me to go over there and torment the droolers?

#PAYUP

fuflans's avatar

well that may be so, but i am still rolling my trousers.

fuflans's avatar

<i>What’s next? They’ve got a full tank of gas, a Hybrid Synergy Drive, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and they’re wearing sunglasses.</i>

i can only assume your mission from god is the salvation of your respective livers.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It wasn't the Kingsmen's song that the FBI tried to ban all those years ago, it was the infant Gohmert. Even then they knew...