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My definition of infinity is the LinkedIn "people you might know" page.

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Thank you! Realized my error several hours later, but didn't correct it because I figured someone would be by!

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I know nauthinng

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"Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets." Matthew 7:12, KJV

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BAPA: what, both of them?

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Trump is counting on the legislators who will get kicked to the curb if their constituents lose health care to save the day. And they will - save the day. They are backpedaling so fast from the 'repeal and replace' fantasy all one sees is a blur. Except Mitch McConnell maybe, as he isn't on the ballot next month.

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I love Fiona, but Penelope is BAD ASS!!!!!

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"Logic"?"Love"?"Thought process"?What is all that - French?

No, really, I was raised by these people and they have been trained their whole lives to avoid thinking clearly and coherently. They also, in ways and for reasons I never understood*, act like they are addicted to anger & fear**. Anger and fear exhaust me; these people are invigorated by it.

That which terrifies and infuriates you is that which you hate.

* I am a changling, switched at birth. I was never very sociable.

** These are closely allied feelings, largely processed through the same parts of the brain, reacting to the same sort of stimuli. In the case of the conservative brain, that is pretty much anything new or different. These are of course matters of degree, and not binary categories of brain. The degree that these brain behaviors naturally differ is likely exacerbated or dampened by upbringing.

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Wish I could have up voted this one twice.

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Which is EXACTLY why he said them. And EXACTLY why his followers love him. It is a pathology.

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lol EVERY Scientologist is a "Scientology donor".

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That racist ad that ran in Arkansas was paid for by a super PAC led by crazy racist Vernon Robinson. Some of his donors are Patricia Duggan, wife of billionaire Scientology donor Bob Duggan, as well as San Francisco Giants controlling owner Charles B. Johnson. They call the PAC, Black Americans for the President’s Agenda.

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Nick Clegg is former Deputy Prime Minister of the UK and leader of the Liberal Democrat party. So I think he knows something.

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Interestingly enough, as I wear my "Impeach" red hat around town, some people at first recoil, thinking "ZOMG it's one of those MAGAt dipshits". Then they see "Impeach" and their attitude totally changes. They compliment my hat, I give them my stump Wonkette sales pitch, and everyone is smiles.

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"Professional background: Hanging out with Joe Arpaio, Grover Norquist, and Ron Jeremy."

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aka "Redneck Riveria"

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