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Possibly am oral ass, or amoral ass. Hector, away! Swype disdains thee.

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There weren't any, until there they were. I blame Obama.

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The moor, the merrier?

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Your sarcasm is not sharp enough to cut warm butter. Go back to troll school.

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Okay, IT. Upvoting yourself is kinda like asexual reproduction. We are tired of IT, and IT will tire of bothering us. So go home and grow up, IT.

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It's a really depressing day in a really shitty week.

I don't dare watch the "morning nice time." The way things are going the lions will eat the tiny goats -- and in a horrifying way.

I'm not up for headless and bloody tiny goats or tiny goats crying for their mothers like refugee kids.

It's all so bleak and ugly.

Who are our leaders, where are our leaders? Been thinking about that, but now it's urgent. I love the usual suspects, but I want firebrands and louder, bolder, inspirational voices.

Above all, I want better strategists. Sorry, I'm mad as hell that Repubs outsmarted us on gerrymandering; mad as hell Repubs have won the popular vote ONCE since 1988, yet will control the Supreme Court for a generation; losing my fucking mind over the fact that a know-nothing buffoon will reap the spoils of our ruined nation.

Wtf kind of democracy was this anyway? It failed. Our institutions failed. The lions are eating the tiny goats and it ain't pretty.

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Behold, everyone, unto us a NEW TROLL is born. GROPENOTMOAN. is his/her name.He/she is more arch than Joan Crawford's eyebrows, tongue sharper than George Raft's creases. Act impressed when your turn comes.

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Possible responses:1. So?2. That's why I like them.3. There's a difference between gleeful evil and Republican evil. Goats are of the former group.4. Just imagine turning a small herd of goats loose on the floor of the US House of Representatives or the US Senate. If this be evil, let us make the most of it.

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"Rabid violent antifa out for blood"

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*I* didn't let them loose. They found their way in when the roofers left the gates open all day and then my freaking housemates were all "oh if we take them 3 blocks to the railway right of way their mommy won't be able to find them." So now I have baby rabbits (I've caught two a second time and hied them to the wilderness)

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I shall summarily seek out some of Mister Drake's well-recommended work. Hiding between the pages of a book has been the one and only "safe" refuge available for the past year.

Thank you for the inspiration, Anna! <3

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The goats are named Ruth ad Sonia! SQUEEEE!!

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The one on Tralfamadore was nice.

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Get some barrels of scotch on that, stat!

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Looks like Penrith on a Saturday. Which is where I will be in four weeks.

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