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49th Parallel or bust!http://49thcoffee.com/produ...

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Glad Alex is doing so well, he looks great. Willow is a little kitty, so I think she's just a regular long haired tabby. She acts like she's 20 pounds though, facing down raccoons that wander into the yard. Freaks me out, but I think the raccoons around here are so well fed that they don't want the hassle.

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Hey Wonkettes and fellow travelers - I just want to say Thank You All for brightening these crazy days with your wit, knowledge base, and attitude. I stand in awe of the amount of cleverness included in these pages.

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Well, the first half is all mine; the "life rich in horrors" bit is taken from Douglas Adams' Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.

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What is at stake this election?

http://www.seattlepi.com/ne...

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TPM: chaos of Trump campaign.

http://talkingpointsmemo.co...

Of course, it's theoretically possible that under different titles this work is being done by people we don't see. But all the evidence suggests precisely the opposite. This is how you end up announcing a major policy address on the campaign's central issue, abruptly canceling the address, then having the candidate pull the plug on a central campaign agenda item and then a couple days later try to plug it back in.

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Update: A reliable source (my 8-year-old daughter) informs me that is NOT Shining Armor trying to sell newspapers to Rarity and Applejack. Wordslinger regrets the error.

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It may be the way they make it, if they make it from scratch. If it's the typical Irish boil it to death then, yes, you have every reason to hate it. If it's done right, it's utterly delicious. It's all in what you choose to put in the brine.

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Lucifer....Prince of Darkness can finally celebrate....all the good Christians said it for years that computers and the internet were the work of the devil, and now, now the devil is getting his due with Bleachbit, which is the software that is sooooo good at deleting stuff that not even God Himself can retrieve those emails and read 'em.

praise Satan, y'all.

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Here's a personal daily agenda item:

Check the electoral college map!http://www.realclearpolitic...

Ah... Feeling better.

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Hard to say. There's his fear of actually being challenged versus his love of attention. I'm betting he'll be safe in his impenetrable bubble of self-delusion and will believe he won the debates.

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Of course you can't see her. She's on the radio.

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I suppose the 100%/week vig might give them away, huh?

( Can you tell I get my knowledge of such things from old cheap paperback crime novels? )

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Very, very glad you're OK... what the hellz up with the roadz (driverz) thereabouts??

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I've tried it SO many ways, even with good ingredients prepared by people who knew what they were doing with them. Same with liver & onions. And anything with kidney. There are just some substances my mouth refuses to recognize as food. Corned beef and filtering organs are apparently among them.

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