Good morning, Wonkareedos! If you didn't attend last nights super secret liberal media conspiracy meeting, make sure to set your decoder rings to "tofu" because Hillary Clinton will be sending us our special subliminal messages later today! Until then, here's some of the stories Yr Wonkette will be talking about.
We are watching, in Donald Trump, full of rage because he's losing and under the influence of Bannon et al., a time-lapse lesson about the evolution of small-minded, pettily racist, slogan-spouting, proto-facist bullyism into full-blown, rule-of-law hating facism -- all in a matter of a few days. Are yeh watchin, America? Are you calling it what it is, talking heads?
I saw this somewhere: 'Feel her up' is bad, but 'Lock her up' is worse.
P.S. I am encouraged by how, as his nastiness factor goes up, his share of the vote goes down; but I'm concerned that a substantial portion of the Fox audience will be drawn along into Breitbard land with Loser McBabyhands McRageface.
It was both, and more. 'Libel means f*ing someone up with words, but Trump already f*ed himself up so completely that nothing we write could hurt him any further.' I.e. yr client is a complete self-cock-shooting-off moroon.
I'll settle for probably the most highly qualified woman in American politics. Even Republicans (the somewhat honest ones) praise her knowledge, skills, seriousness, and work ethic. See for example the 10/13 Morning Joe segment titled 'I am Joe's optimism' or something to that effect.
stupid 22nd Amendment, which was passed to prevent another disaster like reelecting four times the president who won WWII and got us out of the Great Depression.
Just as an aside, looking at the header pic I realized that drunken bricklaying must have been a serious problem back in the day.
That's a tough one...
Heading: who knew? (we did)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/...
Tha naturnal anthem is racist? (hint: the 'free' in 'the land of the free' could own human beings)
The Declaration of Independence is racist? (hint: 'all men are created equal' did not include enslaved Africans or wild Indians).
America is racist? (ahem;
We are watching, in Donald Trump, full of rage because he's losing and under the influence of Bannon et al., a time-lapse lesson about the evolution of small-minded, pettily racist, slogan-spouting, proto-facist bullyism into full-blown, rule-of-law hating facism -- all in a matter of a few days. Are yeh watchin, America? Are you calling it what it is, talking heads?
I saw this somewhere: 'Feel her up' is bad, but 'Lock her up' is worse.
P.S. I am encouraged by how, as his nastiness factor goes up, his share of the vote goes down; but I'm concerned that a substantial portion of the Fox audience will be drawn along into Breitbard land with Loser McBabyhands McRageface.
Eh. That's just how you correct for a couple of bad courses. (political analogy at hand...)
Obama is en fuego at a campaign rally in Cleveland. Why can't we have him for another term? Stupid constitution.
It was both, and more. 'Libel means f*ing someone up with words, but Trump already f*ed himself up so completely that nothing we write could hurt him any further.' I.e. yr client is a complete self-cock-shooting-off moroon.
Trump on David Duke's endorsement:
"Whaa?? I don't even. Who is that? What is this white supremacy thing? I don't know anything about it."
There's still three weeks -- plenty of time for Trump to go Full Facist and lose every state but one or two. Low odds but not impossible.
HRC is in the video, though 'disguised' by a 9/11 dust mask. Refute that, you libtard demoncrats!
I'll settle for probably the most highly qualified woman in American politics. Even Republicans (the somewhat honest ones) praise her knowledge, skills, seriousness, and work ethic. See for example the 10/13 Morning Joe segment titled 'I am Joe's optimism' or something to that effect.
stupid 22nd Amendment, which was passed to prevent another disaster like reelecting four times the president who won WWII and got us out of the Great Depression.
...And I'd be selling your comic book on ebay. Those 1950's 3D comics are BANK, yo!
Thank you
David tennant and penguins. YUM